gifs:michael

  • Gabriel: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
  • Lucifer: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
  • Castiel: Tackle him.
  • Michael: Dump him.
  • Raphael: Kick him in the shin.
  • Sam: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
important be more chill hc

michael has really refined music taste. he only listens to bands you’ve never heard of or albums from before the year 1987. there’s only one exception: the jonas brothers. michael is inexplicably obsessed with the jonas brothers. he can’t get enough of Those Boys. nobody knows why. he doesn’t know why. he just loves. the. jonas. brothers.