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Oh, the things I can’t say to you because I’m your superior…
—  Ravenclaw, barely holding back from reaming a coworker.
Summertime Sadness
  • Sirius: Eurgh, I hope there isn't a heatwave over the summer holidays. I'll shrivel up in that tomb my family calls a house.
  • James: Why? You're not from a muggle family, we have cooling charms.
  • Sirius: You may not have noticed, but I am underage. I can't do magic at home.
  • James: You live with witches and wizards . . .
  • Sirius: Hah! Oh, my sweet and naive friend who has never met my mother.
  • Sirius: She likes to watch me suffer.
Things Ravenclaws Say #44
  • Ravenclaw: I am a DEMI-BOY
  • Ravenclaw: NOT a boy
  • Ravenclaw: Which is pretty cool
  • Person: Let me guess...
  • Ravenclaw: So I wrote a book about it!
  • Person: You all owe me twenty bucks so cough it up. I knew they wrote a book. I knew it.
  • Ravenclaw: But isn't it cool?
  • Person: If it wasn't I wouldn't be here, collecting all this money to help publish it.