Gif source: Chekov
Imagine being Russian and annoying the team of the Enterprise when you and Pavel start speaking Russian and giggling and nobody knows what you’re talking about.
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“What do you think they’re talking about?” McCoy hisses in a half-whisper to Kirk as he watches you and Pavel laughing at whatever you’d said in Russian to each other.
“Huh?” Kirk follows McCoy’s gaze to find the two of you across the bridge, brow furrowing in confusion, “Uh, I don’t know, why?”
“I bet they’re talking about us,” McCoy states as matter-of-fact as could be, glare intensifying as his thoughts invent a scenario much worse than reality, as usual, “Gossiping in Russian.”
“Bones, you’re gossiping in English,” Kirk laughs, shaking his head at the conspiracy McCoy had invented. “I bet they’re just happy to have something in common.”