my favorite part of the “are you giving me attitude, spock” scene is that i imagine the starfleet brass was like “kirk has spock as first officer? good, maybe spock will rub off on him” and their simultaneous and dawning horror that the exact opposite has happened
So there’s an AU going around in which Kirk is a blushy first officer with glasses and Spock is captain?? What is Bones?? How do AUs work?? Can Bones be a grumpy man nurse with a flower bandana and Chapel is the ship surgeon??