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littleredrxbinhood  asked:

you cannot separate jason and tim after a mission, doesn't happen. batfam has also given up on sending one out without the other, (jason lost it when tim came back with four broken ribs and a fractured wrist.) jason pretty much kidnaps tim after them and it's a while before anyone sees either of them. batfam bets on what they're doing. dick is the one who goes into the room. they're cuddling. or suffocating each other more like it. //jason also pulls a gun on dick but that's normal by now//

Okay this is adorable and I agree with it 150%!

But picture this:

Batman, sneaking into Jason’s safehouse at 4:45 AM. His patrol is done for the night, and all of his kids have been accounted for, except Jason and Tim.  Bruce knows they are likely both here and can handle themselves if any trouble comes up, but he sleeps better if he knows without a doubt that his children are asleep.

He barely makes it all the way in before Jason is pointing a gun at him. It irks him, but definitely doesn’t scare him. Jason is laying on his back on his bed, arm a wrapped around the bundle lying half on top of him. Bruce can make out a tuff of Tim’s hair sticking up out of the top of the bundle and his mismatched socks poking out of the bottom.

“I’ve been waiting for a good reason, B.” Jason hisses. Bruce raises a brow behind his mask. 

“That’s a nerf gun.” He replies.

“Uh yeah so? It’ll still hurt like a bitch if I manage to shoot one up your nose.”

Batman leaves them alone for the night, content in knowing that his family is safe.

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*A month later*

This time it’s Dick crawling in the safe-house window, on Bruce’s orders, to make sure the missing boys are alright. He stops short, smiling at the sight of Tim reclining on the couch. Jason is laying down with his head resting on Tim’s lap, fast asleep. Tim is using one hand to play with Jason’s hair while he uses his other hand to type on his laptop.

Tim doesn’t even look over at Dick when he speaks.

“If you wake him, I’ll send the entire Justice League pictures of you in your disco suit.” He says in a deadly whisper.

Dick has never left a building faster in his life. 

Connor dating a Vegan

A/N

I was listening to ‘Does Anybody Have a Map?’ and thinking about how Zoe says “Connor finished the milk” and this happened.

- He’s over at your house and digging though your fridge (this boy is always hungry oh my gOD) 

- “Hey, Y/N, you’re out of milk”

“Connor, I don’t drink milk”

“?????”

- He’d be so confused, smh. 

- “What you you mean you don’t drink milk????”

“I’m vegan, Connor, you know that”

“VEGANS DON”T DRINK MILK?”

- This dork thought that vegan and vegetarian where the same thing, and you have to try so hard not to laugh.

- So you sit him down and explain to him that vegans don’t eat any animal products.

- “So no cHEESE either????”

“No, babe, no cheese either.”

- He is shook and can’t imagine that anything vegan could taste good.

-So you bake him vegan cookies next time you see him and he is EVEN FURTHER SHOOK.

- “Wait these actually taste good???”

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GUYS! GALS! NON- BIANARY PALS!

Just imagine, just think about, just picture Patton singing this song to Logan! Omg I’m dying its to cute! Its to perfect! I do not have the strength to turn this in to the fluffy fic I want somebody help!

stormc97  asked:

Would it be alright for a protective fluffy ask for Sans, Us Paps, and if you can Swapfell Paps with s/o?

Sure! No problem!

Scenario: Someone is trying to flirt with s/o:

Ut! Sans: 

  • If anyone tries to flirt with you he’ll take your hand and do the opposite of walking to the entrance, that’s his style to fool the person and get him off your trail. He’s protective of you but he stays quiet about it, but won’t admit it til you do something cute with him. He just loves you and has a nonchalant way of protecting you.

Us Paps: 

  • Someone is trying to flirt you, Stretch plays it cool, at first, but he gives you a signal, and then he makes a move with you, kissing you in front of the man/ woman and just walks away with his arm around you.

Sf! Paps: 

  • SFell Paps smokes a cigarette in front of the flirter, letting his smoke waft in his/her face. You walk past him like he doesn’t exist.Then you grab his leash and pull him in to kiss you, and smile with that sweet smile of yours and you two walk away, heading somewhere else. Someplace where you can be with the one you truly love.

littleredrxbinhood  asked:

jason and tim's first date wasn't really a date, mainly bc tim tricked jason into believing it was a 'job he needed help with' jay agreed but he's also very confused since?? they're in civvies?? and they got ice cream?? what kind of thing is this. "so, what's the deal?'' tim, licking his ice cream cone: 'nothing, just couldn't get you to go on a date with me.' jason chokes.

Jason strides into the restaurant, eyes already skimming the crowd for Tim. He’s hot, back slightly sweaty from the tux Tim insisted he wear.

He didn’t know what the plan was here, but when he woke up earlier this afternoon (he had stopped a major drugged trade last night okay? He deserved the rest.), the suit was hanging on up outside his door along with a note that said: Meet me at Bella’s Charm at eight.

He had assumed that they were going undercover, because why else would the replacement be sending him to the most notorious couples restaurant in Gotham? At least one couple got engaged there every Saturday. Women would reserve tables there all the time, hoping their clueless partners would pick up on the hints they were dropping.

He uses his height to his advantage, spotting Tim sitting at a table a bit secluded from the rest. Jason waves the hostess away as he makes his way over to Tim.

“Hey.” He greets Tim once he’s in earshot. Tim shoots up out of his seat like lightning, hands brushing invisible dirt off his shirt and pants as he rises.

“You came.” Tim looks surprised, which Jason thinks is strange since he straight up told Jason to meet him here.

“Why wouldn’t I?” Jason frowns at him. Instead of answering Tim smiles almost bashfully up at Jason. Jason smiles back at him, Tim had always been awkward, lately Jason found himself thinking it was adorable instead of just plain weird.

“You look nice.” Jason says as he takes a seat. He’s mostly just making conversation, but he means it. Tim had a seriously messed up fashion sense sometimes, but he definitely knew how to dress up when he needed to.

“Thanks, so do you.” Tim just keeps grinning at him. It’s starting to make Jason a little nervous, was Tim drugged somehow before he came over?

“So why did we meet at this….lovely place?” He drawls, heavy on the sarcasm. Tim’s smile finally drops off his face.

“You don’t like it here?” He asks, his voice quiet. He must not want to upset the workers here or something.

“Uh, no? C’mon Timmy, you know me. This is the complete opposite of what I like.”

“Oh.” The silence that falls between them is thick. Jason fiddles with his napkin, avoiding the look Tim is sending his way. This must be one of his favorite places to eat.

“So who’re we looking for here?”

“What?”

“Our target, dummy. Isn’t that why you made me dress up all fancy and come all the way out here?” Jason looks back up to find Tim staring at him like he’s grown a second head.

The look of confusion morphs into one of horror and Jason watches Tim’s face go from stark white to cherry red in a matter of seconds.

And when it all hits Jason what just happened, he’s sure his face does the exact same thing.

“Oh fuck.” He breathes, watching Tim’s face now turn into one of anger. “Tim, I’m so-“ He’s interrupted when Tim grabs his tie and yanks him forward. Jason manages to tilt his head just in time to avoid smashing their noses together as Tim pulls him into a slightly painful but still wonderful kiss.

“You’re an idiot.” Tim growls against his lips.

“That’s me.” Jason squeaks in response. “You should probably kiss me again because of said idiocy, just so I can be sure that this is actually happening right now.”

anonymous asked:

So I was thinking about how Alcor annoys cultists with a sousaphone and wondered, would Mizar use cymbals? Considering they are very loud and can be very obnoxious.

Mizar will use any instrument that appropriately conveys her enthusiasm. Cymbals definitely qualify.

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Lucille was once a prima ballerina like Edith but an incident with her mother caused her to have a permanent limp. Now she’s a harsh instructor to Edith and Eunice’s class.

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anonymous asked:

82 moxiety please?

82) “You look so incredible, if that didn’t look so good on you I’d probably tear it off.”


- Anxiety has this pretty, form fitting black dress that he only wears on special occasions, like dinner with Patton. It isn’t often they get the chance to eat alone together without Logan or Princey- mostly Princey- interrupting.

- Morality has never seen him in the dress before and all night he can’t take his eyes off of it and the way it clings to Anxiety’s curves deliciously. “You look so incredible, Ann. If that didn’t look so good on you I’d probably tear it off.”

- “Don’t tear it, it’s nice. You can help me unzip it after dinner,” Anxiety dares to say, blushing dark red.

- “I will, don’t worry.”

anonymous asked:

Do u have any filipino!michael hcs??? I LIVE FOR YOUR HCS!!!!!

i shove most of my filipino!michael hcs into my pining fic but here are a few more courtesy of lovely anons who indulge me. heres another handful cuz idk when to chill out

  • he’s ecuadorian on his dad’s side and filipino on his mom’s. this means he hears the “look with your eyes, and not with your mouth” thing a lot from her. michael looks into the camera like in the office
  • when he was a kid, michael totally swallowed a pebble and yelled “DARNA!” i know i did. 
  • michael follows hugot twitters. he’s pining, who can blame him. 
  • he cried watching She’s Dating the Gangster
  • does the Lip Pointing Thing. when he and jerm start dating, jeremy uses it as an excuse to kiss him. “Where’d I put my phone?” “Over the–mmmppphhh.”

anonymous asked:

do all baby demons experience info-dumps early on or just dipper bc he was human

Mod O would like to say just Dipper, and just because he was human. Demons are hatched from eggs in the mindscape after a very, very, very long incubation process. They emerge fully-grown and with all their powers intact, so that they basically spend their infancy inside the shell; she theorizes that they would also get a steady stream of necessary knowledge at the same time.

I thought I was going insane when I saw this :

But LOOK!!! This is Dons handgun – AND THERE IS A FUCKING PIC OF A GIRL ON THE GRIP!!!

At first I was look, who is that and then I remembered Don killed his girlfriend during a car crash, which he had been driving drunk. Therefore he put a pic of her on his gun, but shit. That must mean he’s never forgiven himself…

Guys I’ve got feels atm… They’re really bad.

headcanon that they both think the other has it better and it’s a rivalry sustained on mutual admiration, but they think the other hates them so they’ll never say it

but eventually, someone (keith) slips up


/// im ded school is fukin over finally // :pp kill me; i stil have so much shit to do

anonymous asked:

One day Logan passed out of exhaustion and it was Roman who find him. He was so fucking scared, so after he make sure he was okay, he gently left him into his room without making a sound. No way in hell he'll let that jerk know how much he actually cares for him (Mafia au and yes I'm aware Lo is aro, but like yknow platonic love I guess 😂) - 🐝 an anon

(I figured x they’re more rivals than anything but they definitely do care about and want to protect each other.) I really love this hc and I got nothing to elaborate on for it, but it made me a little curious; both of them have trouble sleeping so has this ever happened the other way around?

No, but listen, people

I know there’s this fandom joke about everyone’s outfits being horrid and Lance being the only one with a sense of style, but listen me here. 

Isn’t the show supposed to be set in the future? I mean, it’s not quite confirmed but we can pressume the story takes place in a  futuristic, technology-wise advanced earth, right? Well, you know what other element of society is also always evolving?

That’s right, fashion. 

So, what I’m saying is that this is probably how people on earth actually dress by the time period  the show is set in. They don’t have terrible tastes in fashion, this is the fashion in this world. 

That being said, Lance wearing normal 2010s teenager clothes becomes a whole different concept. He isn’t going with his time’s fashion, he is wearing something his parents, or even his grandparents would have wore. So basically he is the sci-fi equivalent of a guy in the 2017 wearing zubaz pants, sky jackets and neon headbands, or something like that. Which is, i have to say, absolutely hilarious. These aren’t four awful looks + one with actual style. These are four totally normal looks + some nerd wearing his grandparent’s clothes like a goddamn futuristic hipster. 

This fucking dork just took the concept of vintage to a whole new level, i love him so much.