gifs: 100k

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

  • delivery man: delivery for...Sacred Mistress Of Dark Spirits And All That Is Unholy?
  • me: (standing under my ebony Victorian doorway, stroking a large raven in my arms) oh cool my Pillow Pet. where do i sign