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The best of Hawaii Five-0:

Oh, and also, so you know, back in Jersey and every normal city in this country, this is what a detective looks like. Really? Yeah, really. Yeah, shirt, tie, doughnut crumbs. You missed a spot. Look, you’re never gonna fit in here looking like you’re from the mainland. Who says I want to fit in? I don’t want to fit in, I want to look like I’m from the mainland. Okay? I got 87 homicide cases under my belt looking like this. Not in 110-degree weather, you don’t. I’m just saying. I’m not taking off the tie. So leave it alone. Okay. Okay? You want to discuss my shoes? Well, now that you mention it, patent leather loafers? Will you, uh, do me a favor, please? Let it go.