giffing this because gpoy

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Oops We’re All Humans

so i just had a job interview for a healthcare position having absolutely nothing to do with anything vaguely sci-fi at all but the hiring manager asked me if tomorrow i had a robot that i could make do anything what would i pick for it to do?

i presume job candidates who are not bizarre would say “cure all disease” or something

but because I CAN’T STOP MYSELF i asked if said robot would have a consciousness, full artificial intelligence, etc

the confused interviewer said sure

and because SERIOUSLY I CAN’T STOP MYSELF

i went on a long-winded argument about how i wouldn’t make the robot do anything because robot consciousness and feelings are still valid even if artificially constructed PEOPLE I LITERALLY WENT ON A RANT ABOUT THE HYPOTHETICAL EXPLOITATION OF ROBOTS

I COMPLETELY FAILED TO DEMONSTRATE WHY I WAS QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB BUT I DID INFORM THEM OF WHAT SIDE I WOULD BE ON IN A POTENTIAL FUTURE HUMAN-ROBOT WAR

AM I A CYLON

WHO LET ME LEAVE THE HOUSE TODAY