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Dorsalad Fin: a Denny’s GIF

ACT ONE

FADE IN:
EXT. OF OPEN OCEAN - PRESENT DAY

A dolphin leaps up out of the water. But what’s that on it’s back? Not the iconic dorsal fin, as nature intended, but rather a shallow bowl filled with mixed greens, shaved carrots, grape tomatoes and perhaps some cucumbers. No, definitely some cucumbers. Oh, and avocado slices because this is off the coast of California and they love that stuff out there. Lightly dressed with a balsamic vinaigrette, it glistens in the sun. Shouldn’t the ocean water have rinsed the dressing off? Yes! It should have, but that’s part of what makes this classically weird Denny’s tumblr.

Dolphin:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dolphin descends back down into the salty ocean ripples, salad still oddly attached to its back.

SCENE LOOPS.

END OF ACT ONE