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30 days movie challenge ↠ [9/30] a movie that i know practically the whole script of
            ⤷ the social network (2010) dir. david fincher

Look, you’re probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you’re gonna go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.

Tyler Seguin - Cabbie Pranks

“Tyler Seguin is currently the leading scorer in the NHL. This guy is incredible on the ice.” The ESPN reporter said on TV. I had just come home from practice and I was hanging out at home waiting for my fiancé, Y/N to come home.

“Hello?” I said as I muted the TV and answered my buzzing phone. It was Y/N.

“So I have some news.” She said firmly.

“Okay… whats up?” I asked hesitantly.

“Your mom. She’s off the list for the wedding. She’s being uninvited.”

“No. You can’t uninvite my own mother our wedding!” I said back. “What even happened?”

“It’s happening, Tyler. I don’t want someone like her ruining our special day together!” She yelled into the phone.

“What did she even do to you?” I questioned again.

“She is SO nosey when it comes to the wedding plans. She is being very controlling and is making me do everything her way… I can’t handle it anymore. We finally had a falling out today. I’m over it. She’s making this more about her than anyone us.” She explained.

“Wow. Okay, um, I’ll talk to her. Just promise me you’ll let me talk to her, okay?” I pleaded.

“Fine. Whatever. I seriously don’t like her, though.” She said.

“Ughh.” I groaned. “Bye.” I hung up, going to text my mom immediately. Before I could even type out a text, my phone starting buzzing again. It was my mom this time.

“Hey Mom.” I said.

“The wedding is off, Tyler. It’s not happening.” She stated angrily.

“What do you mean?” I questioned.

“You’re not marrying that girl. I won’t allow it to happen! She’s awful. It’s done. Pack her things and have her out of your home immediately. And make sure you get the ring back.” She said directly.

What the hell was going on?

“Absolutely not.” I told her with a sarcastic laugh.

“Excuse me?” She asked.

“No. I’m not going to break off marrying the girl of my dreams because you are being controlling about the wedding. We’re getting married whether you like it or not, and whether you’re there or not.” I yelled into the phone. “I don’t even know what happened that made you guys hate each other! Things were fine last weekend when you were here!”

“Tyler, relax.” I heard her say, a calm in her voice. I also heard giggles in the background.

“What?” I asked, but the line went dead.

A few seconds later my front door opened. My mom, Y/N, Cabbie, and his entire crew walked in.

“So today we learned that Tyler Seguin doesn’t pay much attention to what cars are parked in front of his house, and that he truly is in love. Sorry for this one, buddy.” Cabbie said to the camera. Damnit!

“I seriously hate you!” I said, standing up and shoving Cabbie lightly. “You guys scared the shit out of me!” I said pulled my mom and Y/N in for a hug.

“Sorry, babe.” Y/N said as she kissed me.

“Just for the record, I love Y/N. And I’m so excited that she’s going to be a part of the family.” My mom said to the camera.

“So, the wedding is still on?” I whispered to Y/N.

“Of course.” She said with a laugh as I tickled her sides.

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The Social Network (2010) characters ≡ Eduardo Saverin

Sooorry! My Prada’s at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my ‘fuck you’ flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

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