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Everything You Know About Composting is Wrong: Mike McGrath at TEDxPhoenixville

F YOU TED !!!! SECOND OF ALLLL TIMMMMME BEEEOTCH!!!! COME ON JUMPSTREETERS WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!! 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—  Possibly the best thing to come from Sony’s hacking is the discovery that Channing Tatum writes e-mails exactly how you thought Channing Tatum wrote e-mails. The message - Tatum’s reaction to finding out 22 Jump Street had displaced Seth MacFarlane’s Ted as the second best opening weekend for an R-rated comedy - comes from part of an e-mail thread between Tatum, his Jump Street co-star Jonah Hill, Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal, and other studio executives. So what do we think, did he type out each “HA” or just copy and paste them? Regardless, we love you, Channing Tatum, you thumb-headed human labrador.
Klaus: Victoria è wunderbar, ma non è la mia lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. E’ la mia beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand…significa che è quasi la cosa che vuoi, ma non proprio. Così è Victoria per me.
Ted: E come sai che non è la tua lebenslangerschicksalsschatz? Magari col passare degli anni diventerà più lebenslangerschicksalsschatz…osa?
Klaus: Il lebenslangerschicksalsschatz non è una cosa che si sviluppa col tempo. E’ qualcosa che avviene istantaneamente. Ti pervade come l'acqua di fiume dopo un temporale, riempiendoti e svuotandoti allo stesso tempo. Lo senti in tutto il tuo corpo: nelle mani, nel cuore, nella pancia, , nella pelle… ti sei mai sentito così per qualcuno?
Ted: …Credo di sì.
Klaus: Se devi pensarci, allora non lo hai mai fatto.
Ted: E sei assolutamente sicuro che lo troverai un giorno?
Klaus: Ma certo. Tutti lo trovano. E’ solo che non sai mai quando, o dove.
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How I Met Your Mother - Farhampton 8x01

Uno dei momenti più belli di HIMYM a mio avviso

Ted: Victoria è una ragazza fantastica ma, perché non vuoi più sposarla?
Klaus: C’è una parola in tedesco, Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. E la traduzione più vicina sarebbe “Il regalo del destino di una vita”.
E Victoria è wunderbar, fantastica, però non è il mio Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. Lei è il mio Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand, capisci?
Ted: *scuote la testa*
[…]
Klaus: Significa “La cosa che è quasi quella che vuoi… ma non esattamente”.
Das ist Victoria per me.
Ted: Come sai che non è Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz? Cioè, forse, col passare degli anni, diventerà Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz-osa…
Klaus: Oh, nein, nein.
Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz non si sviluppa col passare del tempo.
È qualcosa che si crea all’istante.
Una sensazione che ti attraversa impetuosa come il corso di un fiume.
Ti riempie e ti svuota allo stesso tempo.
La percepisci in tutto il corpo.
Nelle mani.
Nel cuore.
Nello stomaco.
Sulla pelle.
E ovviamente anche nello Schlauchmachendejungen. Scusa il francesismo.
Qualcuno ti ha mai fatto sentire in questo modo?
Ted: Io… penso di sì.
Klaus: Se ci devi pensarci, non l’hai provato.
Ted: E tu sei proprio sicuro che un giorno lo proverai?
Klaus: Ma certo. Può succedere a tutti, anche se non sappiamo quando, né dove.
—  How I Met Your Mother. (via sospiridighiaccio)