Literally lololing right now. Good times.
  • Taylor J has got to be my favorite person. XD
  • ...It all began... with the movie 2012. .___.
  • January 3, 2010.
  • Me:Hahaha yesh I read it :3 You're pretty fantastic, to put it mildly. Right? :\ You should totally switch her for some night shifts if she has any.

Taylor:I'm glad you think so ^__^ I'll think of something. I can't really stand not seeing you, but I need some sleep.
  • January 19, 2010.
  • Me:Do you want to thumb war after this?
  • Taylor:Do you want me to beat you in the face?
  • May 17, 2010.
  • ‎Edward Norton:"If you come near him again I swear to god I will feed you your fucking heart.
  • Me & Taylor:Whoooaaa. o__o
  • June 6, 2010.
  • Me:9:05am. I like how drinking causes me to get up early the next day. Now, do i use my power for productivity or not?
  • Taylor:2:37pm. I just woke up, we don't share this power.
  • June 13, 2010.
  • Me:‎Can I get a Chinese one for this?
  • Taylor:I wanna see what I can cook up, but I mean, when it comes out retarded
  • maybe we can just trade it in?
  • June 26, 2010.
  • Me:"I could live like this for the rest of my life."
  • Taylor:"Trops always followed with The Human Centipede? :X"
  • July 2, 2010.
  • Taylor:You pop that mug off and put it on the table.
  • Taylor's Dad:Not in my house.
  • July 11, 2010.
  • Me:[while playing the hand slapping game] Okay, okayokayokay. OKAY.
  • July 11, 2010.
  • Me:[after falling asleep watching Psycho] WAIT. WAIT! I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
  • Taylor:Shut the fuck up it's 7 in the morning.
  • Me:I just wonder what happens...
  • ...continued for hours.
  • August 5, 2010.
  • Taylor[updating my status]:I love taylor more than live itself
  • Taylor:Life fucckkkkkk
  • October 29, 2010.
  • Taylor:[After seeing Saw 3D] I'm glad you deleted your most recent status, I decided not to make one because I don't even think I can sarcastically get the point across.
  • November 15, 2010.
  • Both:Target Neutralized.
  • December 20, 2011.
  • Taylor:I hate that you're sitting down right now.
  • December 22, 2010.
  • Me:Hmm... I mean, sounds like something I'd say. I think at the end it just said "die."
  • Taylor:Youre so sweet. A regular girl would say something cute, but you know death threats are better <3
  • December 23, 2010.
  • Taylor:The person in this room with my is breathing so lound I can hear her 20 feet away. I think she's dying.
  • Me:What room are you in? Your bedroom? You should ask her to leave... Lol.
  • Taylor:My point in telling you was until now I assumed it was you. Shit.
  • Me:Lmao. Well, if we're keeping things honest... XD "you breathin' heavy as hell, I know you hungry."
  • December 23, 2010.
  • Taylor:You didnt even know what cars were before me. Literally, you rodea bike
  • Taylor:I loved it :(
  • December 25, 2010.
  • Me:Now that I'm home I don't feel tired. Figures. Hahaha :)
  • Taylor:Thats how it works right? Come here :p
  • Me:Sneak in through the back door just like old times. ;D
  • Taylor:Haha aww yes, we can go to the park :D I'll give you a cuddle :P
  • December 25, 2010.
  • Taylor:Haha Im sorry, though Im sure youre used to my mouth by now <3 pun maybe a little intended ;P
  • Me:Lmao. It was a little awkward at first, but then I caught on to it. XD
  • December 25, 2010.
  • Me:I just ran through the snow. It was adorable.
  • Taylor:Lmao sounds adorablle =p
  • December 27, 2010.
  • Taylor:Yip yap.
  • Me:What are you? Eighty?
  • Taylor:Possibly, you prefer older men? :P
  • Me:Hard to say. You on Viagra?
  • Taylor:Hella viagra, I'm literally always almost hard, it doesnt ever quiet get there, but close.
  • Me:Yeah, alright. You can pick me up tomorrow at 7. That way you can be in bed by nine.
  • Taylor:Good thinking, or we could do 4am, because you know, thats when I get up.
  • Me:Don't you have your water aerobics at 6 though?
  • Taylor:NoNo doctors youre thinking bingo at 6 at night, gets a little crazy. I do have a yard sale to check out though
  • Me:Lmao. I love yard sales.....
  • Taylor:Thats my girl :P
  • December 27, 2010.
  • Taylor:Zomg weirdddd, an auston martin dbs haha fuck, literally soooo sexy.
  • Me:Mmm. That is a tasty dish. :3
  • Taylor:I would burn an orphanage for that car. Without question.
  • Me:Eh, not like they were going to get adopted anyway. And if they did, it would probably turn out like the plot of The Orphan. Awful and unfortunate.
  • December 28, 2010.
  • Taylor:Well, all I know is that if you're a bird I'm a bird. And it wasnt over then and it aint over now.
  • December 28, 2010.
  • Taylor:Oh I know just how to thank you >:D
  • Me:I feel like I should know what you mean, but I don't..
  • Taylor:I dont really know either, I'll probably just molest you, nothing out of the ordinary.
  • December 31, 2010.
  • Taylor:Bah I kinda fell asleep but kinda woke back up. Wish you were hurrrr. c:
  • January 1, 2011.
  • Taylor:Well I mean, I understand. Just thinking about chinese food makes me want to vom. Kind of like thinking about your voice.
  • Me:Good thing ive got a pretty face and a bod that doesn't need plastic surgery to make up for it. ;D
  • January 9, 2011.
  • Me:You do not want to be on my bad side. I just made friends with a black guy at walmart. You know he's in a gang
  • Taylor:He's not your friend he's just about to rape you.
  • January 12, 2011.
  • Me:What are you up to? :)
  • Taylor:Jackin off. :3 you?
  • Me:Samesies! :}
  • Taylor:Ohmaigawd :D
  • Me:I mean, I'm pretty sure we're soul mates.
  • Taylor:I has heated blanket!
  • Me:Everything I want in a man! Can I has you nao?
  • Taylor:Bring condom, flavored, and you have a deal :}
  • Me:Is sugarplum an acceptable flavor, as well as new nickname?
  • Taylor:I would accept nothing less, thank you.
  • January 16, 2011.
  • Me:Weewooweewooweewoo nooooooo!
  • January 18, 2011.
  • Taylor:My name are shannon, I make emo tumblr posts when I'm on drugs. :(
  • January 22, 2011.
  • Taylor:Imy #truelife :p
  • Me:Whaaaat? O.o
  • Taylor:I miss you :)
  • Me:You'd think I could have figured that one out. #itsthealcohol It has been nearly three hours since we've seen each other. That's an adequate amount of time before you miss someone, right? :)
  • Taylor:Id like to think so :3
  • January 23, 2011.
  • Me:Im a little intoxicated. It's making me want to smoke. Lulz lulz lulz hayyyyyyyyy
  • Me:^sober me realized sending that was bad. :/
  • Taylor:Literally lolololing out louddddd
  • January 31, 2011.
  • Me:I don't know what just clicked. I think I just realized how much my mood decreased when you said you were leaving.
  • February 6, 2011.
  • Me:I was so max there was meat in the nachos! I was like you would you cube. D: life ruined.
  • Taylor:I also was max, that's weird. She's such a cube :X
  • Me:Lmfao. Damn typing and pushing a cart. >_> my iPhone doesn't approve of my profanity
  • February 8, 2011.
  • Taylor:Mmkay, what are we doing/watching?
  • Me:Were doing eachother, and watching gory horror movies. Because blood and women screaming turn me on.
  • Me:On a serious note, are you really looking for something more than watch a movie and/or go for a random drive?
  • Taylor:Good, on my serious note I've jacked off twice already though so you're going to have to gimmie a minute.
  • February 9, 2011.
  • February 9, 2011.
  • Taylor:Why didn't you stay here? I'm pretty sure there's bugs in my bed D:
  • Me:Oh, shut up, that movie did not effect you! Lol. :) and you didn't ask me to stay, don blame this on me. <-- have to pick one more fight. ;)
  • Taylor:Oh my godddd. You just can't give at all, can you? :P
  • Me:That just doesnt define me as a virgo. It's written in the stars, Taylor. I can't change that.
  • Taylor:Lmao fuck off xD
  • Me:You're being such a libra right now.
  • Taylor:I can't help it I'm a masculine leader, get on my level virgin.
  • February 10, 2011.
  • Taylor:Putting on pants. XD
  • Me:And I just took off my shirt! Coincidence?
  • Taylor:I think not lmao, I can't decide what pants to wear.
  • February 16, 2011.
  • Me:Want to come with? itd be after my class that lets out at 6. & my shirt will be off. So..Yeah, nevermind, idk why you'd come. XP
  • Taylor:yeah been there, not impressed and no longer interested.
  • February 26, 2011.
  • Taylor:I am hungry.
  • Me:I am sore.
  • Taylor:We can help each other (insert perverted joke here)
  • Me:Lol! I just laughed the creepiest laugh ever at that. :\
  • Taylor:Lmao I did after you said that... I'm now upset with the situation.
  • February 26, 2011.
  • Taylor:That's what I thought, remember your place lady. :]
  • Me:I'll go in the kitchen and make a sandwich. :\ But since I know you're on a carb free diet, and you don't eat meat... It'll just be a tomato thrown atop a pile of shredded lettuce on a slice of cheese.
  • March 3, 2011.
  • Taylor:I love ambien.
  • Me:I think of all people I'm the one who understand the most. ;P I just took mine.
  • Taylor:Eeeeeeee! Wanna come back and play?
  • March 8, 2011.
  • Me[drunk]:I know I'm a creep but I don't know how I come off, but I hope you know that even when I'm sober and too stubborn to admit it, even going one day without hanging out with you pretty much blows. :\ I miss you, love. True story and everything.
  • April 1, 2011.
  • Taylor:I got you a surprize. ;D
  • Me::o How convenient that I love surprises! :D I hope it's a dick pic with a bow. That means its special. :3
  • Taylor:I'm totally going to do that. A polka dot bow. Get on my level.
  • Me:I'd go with stripes, personally. 'Cause they say if you wear horizontal stripes you look bigger... if you get what I'm saying. ;D
  • Taylor:Ohhh, good call. Good looking out, bro. ;P Not that I, ahem, need any help. ;D
  • Me:Well, you can never look too big. Who ever complained when a girl said, "wow, that looks like the Great American Challenge"??
  • April 10, 2011.
  • Me:You make it home okay?
  • Taylor:Ah, yes, technically I'm okay.
  • Me:Okay, good. I was worried. :P
  • Taylor:Yeah, sorry, I was busy sleeping in my boxers on the kitchen floor, cuddling my wet shirt for warmth. Good thing I drove home.
  • Me:It's all good, just as long as you weren't in your boxers in a ditch, using your shirt to stop the bleeding.
  • April 10, 2011.
  • Taylor:I just bought the Machinist.
  • Me:Never heard of it, I don't think. Sounds kinda gaaaaaaay! ;D
  • Taylor:It's the one where Christian Bale is crazy and shit, and he lost like 14 million pounds to play it. SO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
  • Me:Yeah, 14 million pounds he lost after getting AIDS from having gay sex.
  • Taylor:Yeah, gay sex with me, resulting in me giving you aids every time I molest you when you're drunk. That's hella aids.
  • April 11, 2011.
  • "We shall be monsters, cut off from all the world, but on that account, we shall be attached to one another."
  • April 12, 2011.
  • Taylor:Oh, well, stop being gay? :p
  • Me:But that's hard for me when it's who I am. D:
  • April 12, 2011.
  • Me:For some reason, I just remembered that time I got really wasted, and kept running in and out of my room panicking about the fact that I couldn't keep the Toy Story book I bought and about my mom not being able to wrap my presents for me... and all I said was, "my mom" like 30 times while counting my fingers. What happened to me? I used to be so awesome drunk. XD
  • Taylor:I literally randomely thought about that in class today, and seriously laughed out loud. That was the best shit ever.
  • April 14, 2011.
  • Me:We're so lame.
  • Taylor:Prety lame, yeah. XD Like, I have zero friends. A promising future, but no friends none the less.
  • Me:I have no friends and no future! Gtfo! XD
  • Taylor:Lmao u sux!
  • Me:Bah! Marry rich white men. All that needs to be said. I'm watching American Psycho. I need more Patrick Bateman in my life.
  • Taylor:I'm striving to be Patrick Bateman, so if you'll wait for me, I'll gladly give you lots of money in exchange for abusive sex.
  • Me:If this is you proposing... I accept, and I can't wait for our strapping young [insert strong first name here] Cornelius Russell to enter this world, and literally fuck shit up. XD
  • Taylor:Lmao Perfect.
  • April 20, 2011.
  • Me:You are a slow ass motherfuckaaaa. Love, Shan.
  • Taylor:Blow me, I'm outside.
  • April 20, 2011.
  • Me:Wanna drink with me or do you have a vagina? Pick your answer carefully.
  • Taylor:Uhm, both? :D

Sometimes it’s hard to REALLY remember all of the things you did in a year. We remember big things like graduating and moving but sometimes the little stuff gets passed by. Thankfully I was blessed to meet someone that reminded me to constantly remember the big and small and to appreciate every moment life threw at us. It’s been a year since I started dating @_taylorbelle and I couldn’t be happier with that decision. Whether it was going to Disneyland or the mall, every day in 2014 was a fun day when we were together. Thanks for tolerating me for a whole year, because I love you and I’m glad we are a thing #TayJ #AnniversaryPost #MyNewYearsWasBetterThanYours #PowerCouple


This exact thing happened to me, except it was at the gym, and we both looked sweaty and messy, and neither of us said anything. OK, maybe it wasn’t like this at all. 

xtaylorbaradine asked:

This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain~ nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and out =)

Love youu <33

anonymous asked:

If you could send one person to a deserted island so you didn't have to deal with them anymore, who would you send?

As of right now, I’m just gonna be real with y’all. I’m gonna have to go with Miss Tay Jardine. I’m sorry girl, but realize if your relationship is done. For now, it’s best to try and pull yourself up and live your life.

xtaylorbaradine asked:


✆your character’s icon in my phone

♬your character’s ringtone

Backseat Serenade - All Time Low (because I can ahaha)

♥how my character feels about yours

The best person in Jack’s life and he absolutely adores Tay and he loves her so much

♪♫our characters’ song

(Yeah we should defo make one ahaha)

Kiss Me Again - WATIC

anonymous asked:

when i think of you as taylor swift's future husband....well if only i marry ed sheeran first lol

lol TAYJ5EVA but the only other thing besides happiness i ship taylor with is Ed

anonymous asked:

What do you think about this recent Tay and Alex drama?

Good god, that Taylor is a whiny one, I mean she is either all the depressing song lyrics or on twitter looking for anyone to listen to her side of the story. I mean she’s pretty much pointed out it’s someone on the “tour” that is causing issue so I can only figure who it might be, I gotta say I’m Team No One Cares put on your big girl panties and move on.