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anonymous asked:

In the hs teachers au did Jongin ever win Jinki over? Bc Jinki didn't approve at first and then they went over and had dinner with Jinki and Luna. I'd love to know how that dinner went and if jongin got Jinki's approval.

it took some time but jinki eventually warmed up to jongin

luna loved him right away, of course

“he’s a doctor jinki”

“he’s sexing my little brother, i don’t care”

“oh, so the adding -ing to things is something u taught him.” -jongin

“u stay out of this doctor boy”

“jinki u complete ass we’re sitting right here at least wait until after dinner to talk shit about me and my boyfriend”

“i’m not talking shit, i’m merely concerned for your well being”

“pls suck my entire asshole”

“isn’t that what jongin is for”

L U N A

“what u totally set urself up for that one”

“i think i’ll be going now”

“pls don’t hate me because my brother’s a complete maniac i’m so sorry about him”

“it’s fine i have a brother too u know i get it”

“NO SEXING UNTIL ONE HOUR AFTER DINNER WITH US LEE TAEMIN”

J I N K I U COMPLETE ASSWIPE”

and yeah that’s a pretty good first dinner for ontae bro standards cus the first time jinki brought luna to dinner taem was like 4/5 so let’s just say it was a lil bit of a disaster

SM never lets EXO do anything fun anymore.
  • SM:That's it. Three scandals, you're out. You're all grounded. EXO-K - it's all work and no play for you. EXO-M - you're not leaving the dorms to go anywhere until your comeback. You're definitely not going to China. You hear that, Kim Minseok?
  • Xiumin:Mhm. Sure.
  • SM:Minseok - who are you texting?
  • Xiumin:Definitely not Luhan.
  • SM:The way you said that makes me think it's absolutely Luhan.
  • Xiumin:Nope.
  • SM:See, this is why I have trust issues. For all I know, Kyungsoo could be texting Kris right now.
  • Kyungsoo:I am.
  • SM:WHAT
  • Kyungsoo:I'm texting him artistic photographs I took of marbles trapped in various places, looking terrified.
  • SM:I don't even... that doesn't.. what?
  • Kyungsoo:Aren't you proud of me?
  • SM:I don't even understand why you're doing that.
  • Kyungsoo:I especially like this one. The composition is slightly off-center, and the shadow over the ball eludes to a looming sense of failure that comes with being a marble that abandoned it's friends and rolled off to China where maybe it has lots of acting opportunities but does it have eleven loyal brothers or a large-eyed drawing teacher that makes up for his lack of height with superior skill and
  • SM:Suho, calm Kyungsoo down I think he's going to hyperventilate.
  • Xiumin:Also, Suho, Luhan says hi.
  • Suho:HI LUHAN!
  • SM:XIUMIN!!
  • Xiumin:What? I'm not texting Luhan. The amount I'm not texting Luhan is 100%.
  • SM:Xiumin, you need to - wait... where are Tao and Sehun?!
  • Suho:Oh, don't get worked up. They're not on a date or anything. They're just helping Kai move in with SHINee.
  • SM:Oh, in that case... WAIT WHAT