Mocha tones: Coffee lids and cocoa lips (plus a softer alternative)

Products used:

Laura Mercier Eye Color Duet in Chocolate/Cashmere

NYX Studio Liquid Liner in Extreme Coffee

Tightline Cake Eye Liner in Violet Asphalt

Maybelline Great Lash mascara in Blackest Black

Sephora Precious Gold Luminizer

Laura Mercier Matte Radiance Baked Powder in Bronze-03

OCC Lip Tar in Sybil

Tip: If you find the lip tar bleeds into lines, just use a taupe lipliner or even a brown non-shimmery eyeliner!

For the day look, just skip the gold sparkles and the dark lips! I used

No7 Precision Lip Liner in Nude

Lipstick Queen gloss in Red Sinner

I know that I get sad when my human isn’t here, but the morning after she gets back we always have super snuggles. I get to squeeze myself onto her lap, even if she’s busy or if I don’t quite fit, I wriggle all my wrinkles in there and get all extra squishy. The tactic, of course, it to look so super cute that she doesn’t ever want to leave me ever ever again. Maybe this time it will work.


Today is the last day of the six nations rugby. My human and her human and the smaller humans took me out for a W.A.L.K earlier, and it was great! So many delicious smells, and an excellent dog in a jumper. For a while I even got to wear a little hat. My human said it was ridiculous but I actually kind of liked it…
Anyway, we’re home now and the humans are shouting at the TV again. I don’t understand how men that are so small get my humans so excited. Sometimes I bark along with them, because it’s the only thing in the TV box that I’m allowed to bark at. But today I just can’t keep my eyes open. Must have been all that sea air…


My human has put me on this ridiculous exercise regime. Apparently all the cheese is going straight to my wrinkles… She got all super proud the other day because I’d hit my “target weight”, but the exercise still hasn’t stopped. Apparently exercise is not only good for my wrinkles, but it’s good for my human too. She won’t stop laughing at my post-walk flop situations. She won’t be laughing so much when I get all snoreasaurus on her while she’s trying to write essays.


My human isn’t very well. Today she has spent all day in/on her bed… Which is kind of ok because I’ve spent all day on her bed too. But she’s been watching films or reading or sleeping, and none of those things involve paying attention to me. So I’ve tried to insert myself into her activities so that she knows I’m there for her. You know, for cuddles and stuff. A sad human makes for a sad pug, because a sad human doesn’t want to play at all. And she said my snoring was like an earthquake in her brain… I feel bad because I can’t help it, I’ve just got such a tiny nose.