Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
Shit Slytherins Say: #79
  • Hufflepuff: "Watch your language."
  • Slytherin: "Oh fuck, sorry."
Shit Slytherins Say: #78
  • Gryffindor: "You're wearing all black."
  • Slytherin: "So...?"
  • Gryffindor: "So who's funeral are you going to?"
  • Slytherin: **looks around**
  • Slytherin: "Haven't decided yet"

My condolences to anyone who has ever lost me
And to anyone who got lost in me or to anyone who ever felt they took a loss with me
My apologies
For the misunderstanding
Or the lack there of
I’m sorry you missed the god in me
And I’m sorry you missed the light
I’m sorry you forgot the way I arose like the moon
Night after night with the burden to forgive
Eager to feed you

I’m a holy woman
I know what it’s like to give life to a being without ever needing to press skin against one another
I’ve practiced how to hold my tongue long enough
I’m afraid I forgot to say goodbye

I’m afraid you’re under their impression
That I was made to please you
I was under the impression you understood me better

The truth is, I’m a superwoman
And some days I’m an angry woman
And some days I’m a crazy woman
For still waiting
For still loving harder even if I’m aching
For still trusting that I’m still worth the most
For still searching
For someone to understand me better

—  Kehlani, Intro