So, I did a thing this weekend…

After 7 straight years of college, from community college to university, to graduate school, I have graduated with my Master of Arts in Speech-Language Pathology! Bye-bye final exams, research papers, clinical practicum, and student discounts! The Road goes ever, ever on!

This is very funny and cute! But all I can think of is the phonological processes involved in making her say fuck instead of frog.

Cluster reduction: fr  →  f
Word final devoicing: g →  k

And it’s totally fine to do these things when you are that young.