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The worst thing about every Mbti type (some of it actually isn't but i don't know just go with it)

*WARNING: SUBJECTIVE TO MY VIEWS* *ALSO WARNING: POSSIBLE SALTINESS* *ALSO ALSO WARNING: NO HARD FEELINGS THIS IS PARTIALLY JOKING AND PARTIALLY MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE*

ESTP:

-Why must you go impulsively do stuff?
-Really tho like what???
-Besides that you guys are pretty chill
-Just don’t do the thing

ESFP:

-WHY DONT YOU WANT MY PERFECTLY LOGICAL ADVICE
-Impulsive 1000000% 10/10 would agree
-Also extremely independent
-Which explains why you don’t like my advice

ENTP:

-What are you even taking about?
-How do you have so many friends and then just don’t talk to them?
-WHAT EVEN ARE YOU

ENFP:

-Like ENTP but a little more considerate about their friends
-But will probably just leave you still
-Just in a nice way

ISTP:

-Says “I’m fine” when is actually really grumpy and frustrated
-Why though
-Mr./Mrs. Grumpy lol
-Just very salty about things

INTP:

-NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THEM THEY ARE CYNICAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKES
-well….
-They don’t emotion very well
-And they pretend they don’t have emotions
-BUT I KNOW THINGS

ISFP:

-Advice giver 24/7 TM
-Does the ^w^ face
-Then goes to the -_- face
-Not really a smol doggo

INFP:

-Can actually be analytical sometimes
-Doesn’t always wear flower crowns
-Okay maybe sometimes but not always
-Pretends to like you because they don’t have a choice because they want to be nice

INTJ:

-Cynical little snowflakes with more emotion and passion
-Tries to be an Fe user
-But fails very much
-Can’t always understand other people’s feelings

INFJ:

-DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
-Tries to be logical but ends up failing
b/c too much Ni
-Can’t even explain their thoughts without sounding like an idiot
-Pretends to be their stereotype too much
-Sometimes actually doesn’t have enough concrete evidence to give their meaning for something but is convinced they are 100% right anyways
-STUBBORN AS HECK WHEN THEY WANT TO BE

ISFJ:

-Even with Fe it’s just wow okay that was just quite cynical of you
-THE SALT LORD TM
-Maybe the logical feeler in 2nd place
-because lots of salt

ISTJ:

-Literally the 🤔 emoji
-Can literally logic someone to death
-Don’t get in their face about things
-It won’t end well

ENFJ:

-Clingy b/c they love you (which isn’t always that bad)
-A smol bag of emotions
-Clings to introverts usually

ESFJ:

-I dunno
-Probably has dirt on a lot of people
-Thinks that people who are different are not edgy or trendy
-Secretly envies them

ESTJ:

-THE ULTIMATE GRAMMAR NAZI TM
-Takes perfectionism to a whole new level
-Likes to be an Fe user

ENTJ:

-Not as mean as they seem
-But still kinda scary
-*shrug*
-Actually very passionate about things

Não é amor: é só um apego as nossas lembranças ou a sua mania de me conhecer tão bem, é só a falta reprimida que andei sentindo de você. Não é amor. Se fosse, eu não me imaginaria casada com aquele barbudo lindo que vi no supermercado um dia desses. Você sabe, eu amo barba. E se fosse, eu amaria mais a sua voz do que a da minha melhor amiga. Não é amor. Não pode ser. Se fosse, você não teria me deixado.
—  Sofia, consteleis.
dominant vs. inferior versions of the functions

Dom Si: it makes sense to do what has always worked
Inf Si: *something is slightly abnormal* hahhA aha ahaahaahha kill me

Dom Se: let’s go for a run it will be great! look at the sky! the air in the room feels particularly nice
Inf Se: drugs, sex, food, alcohol   —–give it to me——

Dom Ni: look at what the future holds!
Inf Ni: the end is near, there is no hope for any of us, we are all doomed to oblivion

Dom Ne: the possibilities for what we could imagine are endless! 
Inf Ne: okay but consider this: what if I forget to do my homework what if I fail my classes what if I don’t graduate what if I never find a job what if no one ever loves me what if satan reaches up from the depths of hell and consumes what little is left of my soul what if

Dom Fi: these are my values, they are important to me and I stand by them
Inf Fi: you think I am being a little stubborn? well guess what you can shove a cactus up your ass

Dom Fe: don’t worry, I’ve got your back! I am here to support you
Inf Fe: ah um erm *ahem* hm ah uh there there it’s uuh okay

Dom Ti: logic is a wonderful thing, I bet there is a lot we could do with it!
Inf Ti: oh so you think that I am incorrect about this one thing?? how dare you say that how dare you doubt my knowledge what is wrong with you, no you are the one who makes no sense get out of my sight

Dom Te: we are going to get things done today *gets things done that day*
Inf Te: now you see I have everything planned out and I know exactly how we are going to get this done, but, additionally, I see another possibility: we do nothing

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HELLO PUPPERS!

Fox is a wee kit late with these due to morning matters, but TA DA! These are some concept artworks from @redphlox and my reverb: Lose Your Soul To A Little More Fire

WHAT A DANG BLAST THIS HAS BEEN! HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MY SIS JULIE SHE KICKS SERIOUS ASS WITH HER OUTRAGEOUSLY GREAT WRITING SKILL <333

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PS- Bonus Art:

You can call them scrapped concepts, or potential for a sequel.  

You know, just in case we broke your spirit! *EVIL LAUGHTER” :D

ENJOY LOVES!

High Se things
  • Person: *Asks you to make a decision for the future* You: Get back to me later, I’ll think about it *Doesn’t think about it* Same person: *Asks you again later* You: Aw jeez man
  • Not being able to completely tune out the external environment when you’re relaxing but being comfortable and not annoyed by it at the same time
  • Enjoying Gym/P.E. even if you’re unathletic and suck at everything
  • When you’re in a group conversation with Ne-doms and they’re talking about the Irish potato famine or the financial situation of Germany or some shit and you’re patiently waiting for the topic to become something more relatable
  • *Attempts to throw something into a garbage can from a distance* *Misses* I HAVE BROUGHT DISHONOR UPON MYSELF AND MY ALLIES
  • Always noticing the slightest changes in someone’s appearance/behavior
  • Watching parkour/calisthenics/dance/(other physical skill) vids on YouTube and then actually trying that shit in real life
  • *Breaks a bone* nbd it’ll heal eventually *Gets a cut* whatevs *Almost vomits from intense physical activity* that was fun yo let’s do it again *Person asks you about your plans for the future and won’t leave you alone until you give them a concrete and detailed answer* I AM IN GREAT PAIN SOMEONE PLEASE END MY SUFFERING
  • Being an underachiever in school because you procrastinate almost everything and get really bored in classes that don’t stimulate your Se or Ti/Fi enough
  • *Says or does something on impulse* *Regrets it a few seconds later when it doesn’t have the anticipated effect*
  • Being stereotyped as being physically attractive but looking in the mirror and at pictures of yourself like “lol what attractive”
  • Really being more attractive irl than in pictures because your attractiveness comes from your comfort in your physical environment and confidence in experiencing and manipulating it
  • That moment when you notice someone glancing at you out of the corner of your eye, so you instinctively glance back at them and immediately feel awkward about it