Paul and Selasi engaging in deep wordless eye contact for many seconds as Paul deeply yet secretly enjoys his cake whilst smiling mysteriously at him is the biggest moment of romantic tension I’ve ever seen on television.
Paul: Your boy’s getting boned day after day after day. Let’s paint Paul’s picture so far in the house. Have-Nots two weeks off the bat, boom! Block– three weeks, done! Nose infection, immediately– pissed. HOH 2nd place, lost. POV, 2nd place. Lost to the same person. Red tie– pissed, gone right off the bat.
Day: Muffins, extra flour
Paul: Muffins, extra flour– PISSED. Your boy can’t catch a break… teammate, insane. The 2nd Coming, Messiah–pissed. Tiffany: I hope you get America’s Favorite
Paul: I’m gonna get America’s Worst. They’re gonna take $25,000 out of my bank account
The new Beatles documentary could be just Paul, John, Ringo, and George sitting at a table looking bored for an entire hour and I would still go and watch 12 different times, buy it on blue ray, and buy all of the merch