Paul: Your boy’s getting boned day after day after day. Let’s paint Paul’s picture so far in the house. Have-Nots two weeks off the bat, boom! Block– three weeks, done! Nose infection, immediately– pissed. HOH 2nd place, lost. POV, 2nd place. Lost to the same person. Red tie– pissed, gone right off the bat. 

Day: Muffins, extra flour 

Paul: Muffins, extra flour– PISSED. Your boy can’t catch a break… teammate, insane. The 2nd Coming, Messiah–pissed. 

I hope you get America’s Favorite

Paul: I’m gonna get America’s Worst. They’re gonna take $25,000 out of my bank account 



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