Hi host club! It's my 18th birthday today and I've been feeling kind of tired and loney. What's something that helps you fight those feelings?
Tamaki: Lonely? Pah! There’s no room for lonely girls on my watch! *turns on the charm* The Host Club is the perfect place to avoid feelings of loneliness! Here we’re a family who enjoys spending time with beautiful young ladies, like yourself!
Hitachiin: Agreed. Who gets lonely when you have a twin?
Honey: I always have Takashi and Usa-chan to keep me company while I eat cake! Oh, I got you a piece of cake for your birthday!
But only one slice the rest is mine.
Mori: Mitsukuni. Share.
Haruhi: Happy birthday! I don’t often feel lonely, mostly because I’ve been sucked into the “Host Club Family,” but when it does happen, my dad and I reminisce about my mom. Talking about her always makes me feel better. What about you senpai?
Kyoya: Hmm? Oh, I don’t really feel lonely.
Honey: Really? Not even a little bit?
Hitachiin: He’s bluffing!
Tamaki: Aw, Kyoya! I didn’t know you felt lonely! Antoinette and I will have to drop by your house on our walks more often! A happy pupper is the ultimate cure for loneliness!
Kyoya: No need, Tamaki. Surrounded by you 6 all day every day, it’s nearly impossible to get a moment to myself, much less enough solitude to feel lonely…