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"incompatible" otps
  • the couple that bakes cookies then eats all the leftover dough:libra & pisces
  • the couple that climbs to the top of a mountain and watches the sunrise together:cancer & sagittarius
  • the couple that gets drunk on a wednesday night and sings adele songs at the top of their lungs:aries & scorpio
  • the couple that goes around public places sticking cute notes on people's cars:capricorn & aquarius
  • the couple that spends half their time at the library reading to each other:gemini & virgo
  • the couple that acts like they hate each other but their shy little smiles give them away:taurus & leo
My favorite kind of otps:
  • Best friends for years/since childhood.
  • Opposites that complete each other.
  • The ‘bad’ boy/girl with the ‘good’ girl/boy.
  • Kindred spirits.
  • Slow burn.
  • The nerdy one and the popular one and etc. 
  • The one’s that fights like an old married couple.
  • Love/Hate relationship
  • The human and the ‘moster’.
  • The ones that have a rivalry between the families.
  • A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff.
  • Frenemies who fall in love.
  • Soulmate/True love etc.
  • The shy one with the confident one.
  • Adorable puppy love.
  • The ‘royal’ and the 'rebel’.
  • These ships where one claims to ‘play to nobody’s rules’ but is completely whipped and the other one practically has them wrapped around their finger.
  • The tough ‘i don’t care about anything’ tragic puppy who falls in love with the living walking sunshine that can kick some ass if needed.
  • Are best friends with the other one’s younger/older sibling. 
  • Enemies who become friends and than fall in love.
  • The kind of ships where one is very protective of the other because they are terrified of losing them, but the other one is more than capable to take care of themselves and are 100% done with their bullshit.
  • All those ships where one has a crush on the other first/for a long time and just as they start to move on or get over it them - the other one falls in love with them, hard. 
  • The ones that fall in love after their mutual loved one had passed. 
  • Badass power couples in general.
  • Just any ship that brings me loads of pain basically. Otherwise I’m not doing something right….
Nobody has just "One" OTP
  • Me:*explains what an OTP is to my non-tumblr friends*
  • Friends:Oh really that's cool who's your OTP.
  • Me:Glad you asked, well lets see. Phan obviously, Larry, Ziam, Ziall, um Stony, Jaspar, Destiel-
  • Friends:But I thought OTP meant "One" True Pai-
  • Me:*Puts finger to friends mouth and starts to whisper* SHHHH I'm not done yet
  • Me:*Goes back to normal* Anyways where were we...oh yes Destiel[...]
  • Heart:*starts to ship two fictional characters*
  • Brain:WHAT DO THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
  • Heart:...
  • Heart:crap, look it just happened, I wasn't trying to -
  • Brain:I've told you a MILLION TIMES not to DIDN'T I? I've told you again and again: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SHIP ANYMORE!
  • Heart:oh shit, i'm sorry. I didn't mean to I swear! Listen -
  • Brain:it's too late for your excuses! The damage is done!
  • Heart:but -
  • Brain:quiet! Just go, go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!
  • Heart:*sniffs* okay.