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Reason I Love My Job #33:

Boss: If I paid you $10 cash, would you eat 10 softgels?
Me: No. 
Boss: But TEN DOLLARS!
Coworker: That’s a great advert for our business. We can’t even pay people to take our product. 
Boss: It’s literally me paying you to take vitamins. 
Me: I had five donuts for breakfast today do you think I care?