Mankind has always been put to tests throughout centuries; that challenge strengths, agility, and wit. It is not possible to foresee these adversaries, set up by a power above us. What’s also not within the range of possibility is to determine, through which individual we all are going to be tested. Who is going to be the shining example of all of us, in order to show our creators that we’re still worth it as a species. For that very purpose, the chosen one has to be common. They have to be one of us, the average, somebody that narrows us all down. And the test has to be inconspicuous.
Such a test, in the form of a run of the hot indie game Binding of Isaac with Spider-Mod that makes nearly all the random item pools identical, had put on the shoulders of an old teacher living in Canada, now a self-proclaimed “internet personality”, playing video games on the internet and making a humble living out of it. His name was Ryan, but many knew him as…
Northernlion wasn’t the best at what he was doing, especially when playing the very game, that he didn’t know that he was going to be tested through. His fans were on and off, still debating the shallow limits of his prowess and knowledge regarding this very videogame. But that day… he had the chance to prove it. After 675 episodes of this very videogame he played, it all boiled down to that one decision he needed to make, to prove himself, and bless all of us. This is the story of Northernlion, who was given an assignment to save us all by overcoming the adversaries of his own attention span, knowledge, wisdom that he acquired over t—
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