The signs as things Josh Ramsay said at my concert

Aries: “if you’re the front man of a band your job is to fucking talk”
Taurus: “i don’t know many things about anything really”
Gemini: “if you need advice on wearing leather pants or guys wearing makeup, I’m your fucking guy”
Cancer: “I want some alone time with you guys, I get jealous with those other assholes”
Leo: “I can only have so many fucking hand drawn pictures of myself before I start to look like an asshole”
Virgo: “as a performer sometimes we do this thing called acting maybe you’ve heard of it”
Capricorn: “I have never been at a concert and been like man I could really use a fucking omelet right now”
Sagittarius: “I break hearts not laws honey”
Scorpio: “man I could use some fucking alcohol right now, please don’t buy me drinks”
Libra: “this Canadian to American translation must be off”
Aquarius: *messes up the verses* “man you guys know my songs better than me why don’t you be the fucking lead singer”
Pieces: “it’s hot in here so I’m just gonna take my shirt off because I’m a fucking slut”

you know that part in “End of an Era” when the music builds and builds and builds and Josh screams “I’M IN OVER MY HEAD” and then it EXPLODES AND HE KEEPS SCREAMING 

and then they’re singing softly “end of the line now, Astoria. hopes faded into Astoria”

and you think that’s the peak 

but then the music drops out again and Josh screams “THIS IS OUR GOODBYE” and it EXPLODES LOUDER

and Mike and Matt are just sing softer “never say die in Astoria, never say die in Astoria” 

and you think THAT’S the peak 

but then the music drops out AGAIN and Josh screams “OHHH THE OHH ASTORIA ASTORIA” 

and it’s just a wild ride every time 

Fun facts learned at the Orlando VIP session (1/23/16)

So, I was curious about what the most difficult lyric to get perfect in writing was, and Josh came back with an answer that I’m still laughing about. He was talking about how hard Dearly Departed was to get perfect, since it was so personal to him, and how it had originally been much more harsh at the beginning (with Ian saying how he liked the harsh version more). After a moment, he decides to sing the original lyric, and it went like so. 

It’s the third of October, you should come over
Best laid plans are not sober
I guess it’s safe to say the wedding’s off
But we can still get drunk and fuck

Thought y’all might appreciate that.