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anonymous asked:

WHat is the story about the dorm address and the chickens i haven't heard it before, please tell!

Oh boy anon have you been missing out. The toy chicken saga is probably my favourite bts story it is pure gold! so sit back and enjoy 

Basically this all happened on twitter

bts became obsessed with some gaming app called crossy road

and i’ve never played it but i assume the chicken is the mascot or something. so anyways bts really really liked this game especially the plushy chickens so they tweeted out their actual real life exact dorm addresses (edit: I’ve been told this is actually big hits company address not their dorms! Sorry for the confusion) to the creator of the game begging for chicken plushies. i am dead serious.

but it gets better!! so bts do get their plushies and look how happy they are

and once they’ve gotten what the needed they actually go and UNFOLLOW the creator of the game.

and the poor man didn’t even notice until someone pointed it out.

so yeah bts wanted the chicken plushies so badly they tweeted out their private dorm address for them and once they got the plushies they unfollowed the creator of the app. i am not even kidding. seriously you can’t make this stuff up. only bts. 

the signs as crazy pink floyd stories

aries: when David and Roger were absolutely high while ’ Live at Pompeii ’ intervievs  and they unsuccessfully tried to hide it

taurus: when they baked cookies with marijuana for Nazz as a part of the joke and got Alice Cooper stoned for the very first time ( he fell off stage while singing ) 

gemini: when Syd wore full makeup & his girlfriend’s dress and when rest of band went to pick him up for a show , Roger asked him “ what the hell ? ” & he just said “ I’m a homosexual ” and been gay for a couple of days / weeks 

cancer: when David drove on a motocycle through the middle of an exlusive restaurant and every guest was too scared to say something so they were just watching him

leo: when Roger smashed his bass guitar into small pieces on stage because Syd’s behavior pissed him off and the audience started clapping and screaming because they thought it was exclusive performance

virgo: when Dave stucked his middle finger up at the fan and told him to “fuck off” because the fan was waving a Roger Waters t-shirt from the front row 

libra : when Syd and Roger almost killed themselves because they were racing with their friend sitting together on Roger’s motorbike and they were totally drunk so they broke the tire and didn’t even notice that 

scorpio:  when police arrested David and Syd because they were singing and playing guitars in the middle of the street

sagittarius: when they pulled a gigantic flying pig called Algie from auction because they loved him too much 

capricorn: when Syd recorded himself and his girlfriend having sex and gave it to his friend saying “ You need to watch it ! ’‘ 

aquarius: when Nick and Roger slept with some random groupies and they remembered about just when they started to live in one apartment with their loving wives

pisces: When Roger took LSD for the very first time and  was accidentaly tripping for 2 days straight

Both Burr and Alexander give Angelica the ring they’re going to propose to each other with mostly because they know she won’t tell but also because no one else can be trusted not to lose it or show other people and they probably both keep asking her ‘When should I propose???’ And she ends up telling them BOTH the same day and time so they end up proposing to each other at the same exact time

Or all throughout the dinner it’s like

“I have something to ask you…”

“I do too! It’s really important.”

“Well can’t it wait? This is really important, too.”

“No it can’t, if I don’t do it now, I won’t have the nerve to do it later.”

“Me either! So just let me go first!”

But neither of them know they’re arguing about proposing to each other