i could really use a “darcy is a visiting professor at lizzie’s grad school and her writing is decent enough but not enough to give her an A and she cannot stand this pompous asshat with his tweed blazers and bowties, which only makes her work harder and pick fights disguised as debates and when she storms in during office hours to tell him why he completely missed the point of her supposedly C- minus paper he tells her that he didn’t give her that grade on purpose he just needed to speak to her privately about a ‘non-academic’ matter” and well you see where this is going