Malcolm knows the best way to tell a funny joke is is to explain all the elements to your audience. 

(Also, Malcolm, poor you.  How annoying it must be that you’re expected provide evidence on top of everything else as to why starting the war is totally justified.  Doesn’t anyone care about you and how busy you already are with your normal shouting at and insulting people schedule?)

Happy Tucker Tuesday!

Well, the wonderful @lava-lampington knows I had a grand plan for today’s Capaldian Calendar post. Unfortunately, I ran into some technical difficulties so that post will have to wait another week. In the meantime, here’s a little Straight Outta Malcolm sort of thing. It was quite a test, trying to get around the restrictions on acceptable words. Fortunately, Malcolm’s own words from In the Loop guided me well.