Is this the greatest scene in the history of everything and anything? You bet your ass it is. If you haven’t see the Seven Psychopaths and In Bruges- go watch them both NOW.

Ray: Don’t know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I’d have the good sense not to… hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What’s Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.
—  Colin Farrell - Ray, Movie: In Bruges