[TRANS] INSTIZ - “The most heart-throbbing fan sign accounts of an idol by my standards (warning: heart attacks)”

Is INFINITE Hoya’s fan sign accounts

Fan: Oppa, do you remember how when I came last time, you promised that we’ll get married and have a tigerish son?
HY: Yes, I remember tigerish son. (holds the fan’s hand) Are you ready?

(Fan gives a ring as a present)
Fan: Oppa, don’t take that off, I’ll cry if you do ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
HY: (grins) Shall I make you cry, then?


(Fan wants to look at Howon’s face as long as she can, but stares at his nostrils instead because she can’t look into his eyes. She only answers what Howon asks her and keeps staring)
HY: I’m telling you that I like you. Why aren’t you reacting?


HY: What’s your name?
Fan: I’ll go with my user ID!
HY: I want to know your real name


(In Woohyun->Hoya order, fan moves onto Howon after talking too long with Woohyun. Fan doesn’t remember what she wanted to say for a moment, before asking)
Fan: How are you feeling today?
HY: Today? Not that great
Fan: (shocked, gawking)
HY: (lifts his head and smiles) You came late. I was waiting for you

(A fan who came to fan sign for the first time gets too nervous in front of Howon. So she starts blurting things out without listening to Howon)
(All of a sudden, Hoya grabs the fan’s hand)
HY: Listen to what oppa is saying!


Fan: Hello~ Here’s a rose
HY: A man with a flower~
T/N: a makeup brand with a famous jingle ‘A man with a flower~’
Fan: I like oppa’s Ho-libs ㅜㅜ
HY: Mm, if you were to pick the top 3 Ho-libs?
Fan: There’s too many, I can’t rank them
HY: Rank them next time. Huh? Is this a couple ring? (sees the ring on the fan’s finger)
Fan: Yeah..ㅋㅋㅋ
HY: (looking into her eyes) Take it off, right here, right now!


Fan: Howon, your birthday present is me
HY: How about your parent’s permission?
Fan: ????? Do you need my parent’s permission…?
HY: I need your parent’s permission if I want to whisk you away


(There’s a fan who comes to fan signs and concerts often, but there was a time when she had to leave in the middle of the concert because she got sick)
HY: Noona, are you okay now?
Fan: What?
HY: You left during the concert because you got sick. Are you okay now?
Fan: ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ


Fan: Howon, how many times did I come here?
HY: Fifth time?
Fan: ㅠㅠㅠ This is my second time…ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
HY: I saw you twice in my dream



Fan: Oppa, marry to me!
T/N: A line from ‘Reply 1997′
HY: What?
Fan: Marry to me!
HY: Ah..okay ㅋㅋ
Fan: (That wasn’t how it was supposed to go I’m doomed)
HY: (grabs her hand and smiles) It’s ‘Marry me’, you silly girl
T/N: Also a line from ‘Reply 1997′, in response to the first one

CR: LoveIyz @ Instiz
Translated by: togetherinspirit7


@fluffy-nogger asked: Hoya or Lee Howon

Unnecessary explanation of my reasoning
Before I knew Howon, the only idea I had of him was “this handsome, manly guy from Infinite”. As I started following him more, I sensed his reserved personality in most times, even tho he often loves making lame jokes and tries to be loud, and I think that side of him pulled me more towards him. 
I also love how he is awkward with the people he newly met becuz that’s also how I am and it makes me realize how hard it must’ve been for him in this industry with a personality like that and seeing how far he has come makes me respect him more. I also find it extremely cute ^u^
Last but not least, in a world that women are the ones who are taken responsible for the sexual matters either regarding themselves or even men, I think he shows an extraordinary type of “manliness” and takes the responsibility of his own chastity! It makes me so happy that he thinks like that not only becuz I’m on the same page with him but also becuz it shows his strong determination! And don’t you think the fact that he canalizes this into making something creative (and perverted) is just so damn cool? :D