I have this friend who is an AMAZING artist. She made Smaug out of the pages of ‘The Hobbit’. Unfortunatley, she does not have Tumblr but check out her instagram for more amazing work: @nicole.boccia

Imagine Kili getting jealous of another person dancing with you.

Writer: Zee
Fandom: The Hobbit
Type: One shot
Pairing: Kili x Reader
Word Count: 1264
Warnings: slight reference to sexual acts, but nothing explicit
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Hello internet people!

So… I’ve been doing some fan art of the Hobbit lately and I wanted to share the first two. They’re really just sketches, super loose, with some help from reference material. I thought I should start with the two kings, Thorin and Thranduil. I’ll try and work my way backwards through all the movies.

BY MY BEARD! There’s so much detail packed into their costumes for this movie.

So far I’ve watched Battle of the Five Armies twice and I cannot wait for the Extended Version and hopefully an awesome box set.

Stay tuned for more. If there’s a character from the book OR movies that you would like me to do next, leave me a comment.


'Battle of the Five Armies' Sentence Starters
  • "One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who survived... and those that did not."
  • "Will you follow me, one last time?"
  • "Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world."
  • "Will you have peace, or war?"
  • "I will have war!"
  • "If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?"
  • "Could you tell the others I say goodbye?"
  • "I will not hide, when others fight our battles for us."
  • "You'll never make it!"
  • "Everything I did, I did for them."
  • "I am sorry that I made you a part of my perils..."
  • "You have no place here! You are nameless! Go back to the shadow from whence you came!"
  • "My mother died here. There is no grave nor memory. My father never speaks of her."
  • "Good morning. I see we're in a bit of a crowd, so if you'd just accept my proposition to... SHOVE OFF!"
  • "You sit here, in these vast halls, with a crown upon your head and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been."
  • "I will not part with a single piece of the treasure, not a single cent of it!"
  • "There is no love in your heart!"
  • "Poor souls."
  • "RUN!"
Botfa Shout outs

Shout out to

That one lady who hates Alfred as much as we do

Kili for saying amrâlimê

Thranduil for bringing a food wagon that was mostly filled with wine

The jewel that Thorin chucked at Fili’s face

The acorn that broke my heart

Dwalin, just, all of his scenes

The way Richard Armitage said Oakenshield in that one scene

The gold floor party room

That one elf who jumped over the dwarves in super slomo

The only orc Dain fought and didn’t headbutt

The orc whose only job was to smash a wall with their head

The orc with the burger king hand

Descending Bear

Random rams

Bilbos hilariously effective rock throwing skills

Continuity errors

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins’ bitchface

The douche who put Ori towards the end of the credits with the orcs