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  • APH Japan: There must be a website that can help you deal with a clingy nation.
  • APH China: Oh, I don’t want to bother the internet with my problem.
  • APH S. Korea: Aw, come on, Hyung. We’ll help you surf.
  • (China sits down at the computer, grabs the mouse and starts clicking away)
  • APH S. Korea: Click that one, Hyung.
  • APH Japan: No, go up.
  • APH S. Korea: Keep going--up, up, up!
  • APH Japan: The blue ones are ads.
  • APH S. Korea: That’s the toolbar.
  • APH Japan: No you’ve opened Word; close it!
  • APH S. Korea: Close it. Do-don’t save it!
  • APH Japan: Stop clicking.
  • APH S. Korea: Don’t go there!
  • APH Japan: Why are you buying a freezer?!
  • APH S. Korea: Don’t click the cart or you’ve bought it!
  • APH Japan: Aw, you clicked the cart!
  • APH China: (Upset) If you’re so smart, you do it!
  • (S. Korea pushes one button and finds relevant website)
  • APH China: (Groans)
Prussia's Awesome Quest Part 1
  • Prussia: I need help...
  • England: ... from me? Really? Wow. You've finally learnt who's better, huh mate?
  • Prussia: shut up. It's not about that, cuz obviously I'm still more awesome than you! It's about Germany. I need help with, y'know... the ways to be a good older brother.
  • England: well, then you've come to the right place! Remember to let him know who's in charge, act mature and kind, you can be playful too, and most importantly... don't let them grow up so goddamn fast because you'll never know when they'll learn all this independence bullshit from your enemies and do the most stupidest shit by dumping all your precious, precious tea off a goddamn harbour and then stab you in the back, and-
  • Prussia: um... England...
  • England: ITS NOT FAIR! ALL THAT TEA GONE TO THE BLOODY FISH TO DRINK! THE FISH! THEY DONT EVEN HAVE GOOD TASTE!