• What she says:i'm fine
  • What she means:The game AKINATOR has the "is your character in a relationship" and "is your character gay" questions and Dan and Phil skipped Phil's 14th question and I just dont know how to deal with this information

Crowley was currently doing 110 mph somewhere east of Slough. Nothing about him looked particularly demonic, at least by classical standards. No horns, no wings. Admittedly, he was listening to a /Best of Queen/ tape, but no conclusions should be drawn from this because all tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into /Best of Queen/ albums. No particularly demonic thoughts were going through his head. In fact, he was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.

Crowley had dark hair and good cheekbones and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes, and he could do really weird things with his tongue. And, whenever he forgot himself, he had a tendency to hiss.

He didn’t blink much.

—  Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
kissing at the stop signs, darling
By Organization for Transformative Works

pairing: cashton
rating: mature
word count: 3k
summary: Ashton still has the same car, the beat up old banger than he used to pick Calum up from school in and Calum loves it – at the risk of turning into a complete sap he loves the memories it holds, and it reminds him of a simpler time.

Or: a cashton fic based on a cute keek that developed a life of its own