Watch: Powerful 70s cop duo Dyke and Fats are back on SNL for an incredible “Dyke and Fats Save Christmas” special

Watching Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant mocking the horrible labels they’re often stuck with is equal parts hilarious and satisfying. Now we’re just waiting on a long term TV show.

Gifs: Saturday Night Live


Tagged part two by @epherall

RULES: Tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! Tag backs are allowed, but you mustn’t repeat any of the facts you mentioned previously!

1-I played soccer when I was younger but I only ever remember getting hurt at every event
2-i can normally tell when people are upset without them saying anything
3-I have a hard time believing people like me believe it or not lmfao
4-chocolate makes me sick to my stomach but I still eat it
5-I put off getting ready for things bc I’d rather relax
6-one time I accidentally drank fermented orange juice and now orange juice makes me gag
7-when I was dating someone allergic to pineapple I convinced myself I didn’t like it so I wouldnt eat it
8- I love holographic stuff
9-I take hot showers
10-My least fav thing about working in food is that I can’t have my nails done all the time
11-I used to work at a nail salon

I tag…. @supercrocodiles and uh @altruistic-geek

anonymous asked:

Kink of super big fats


as i said, i kinda prefer small fats but super big shit’s alright too

i put up with super big fats mainly for my friends, and ‘cuz if i didn’t no one else in the fat fetish community would rp with me since no one else is into small fats lol

not that anyone in that community rps with me anyway, go big or go home right

This is said country Fats.
He was apparently a replacement for a time at Knoebels for the HLB Billy Bill. Mama Granbags popped out of his piano at times. (Reference to the first HLB show tape)

anonymous asked:

I'm quite confused with the whole omega 3 and 6 situation. Which is better 3 or 6 or does food come in both combination? Do nuts only have omega 6 and are they bad? What about avo? Sorry a bit lost on the situation of omegas

I want to give a warning here that if you are the orthorexic type that gets stressed out by health information, skip this one. Eating a healthy, whole foods vegan diet is wonderful for health, and there’s no need to analyze everything to death. 

There’s been evidence suggesting that improper omega 3:6 ratios are contributing factors to inflammation (and inflammation being the cause for various diseases that are more common in countries consuming the Western diet.) Of course, mainly this is due to people consuming lots of refined cheap oils, which are super high in omega 6, which throws the balance way off. However, consuming lots of nuts and seeds can also cause a higher than desirable omega 3:6 balance. 

Here’s a quick breakdown:

There’s monounsaturated fats, polyunsaturated fats and saturated fats. Among polyunsaturated fats, there are omega 3 fatty acids and omega 6 fatty acids. Monounsaturated fats are also called omega 9 fatty acids. 

The guidance I follow is based on stuff I’ve read by Jeff Novick: 

omega 3: minimum of 1.1g for women, 1.6g for men

omega 6: no more than 4x the amount of omega 3

saturated fat: less than 5% of total calories

Avocado and olives are higher in monounsaturated fats. Most nuts and seeds (except chia, flax and hemp) are far higher in omega 6 than omega 3. Walnuts are sometimes cited as a good source for omega 3, but even they have  ratio of 4.2 to 1 of omega 6 to omega 3, in other words, while they wouldn’t throw off the desired ratio, they wouldn’t help to balance out an imbalance. Vegetables and leafy greens in particular, as well as chia, flax or hemp are good sources of omega 3. 

As a result of all of this, what I’m choosing to do in terms of overt fats is this: I use 1 cup almond milk in morning coffee (just because I prefer the taste), 1 tsp coconut butter (just ground coconut) in oatmeal, 1 tbsp chia mixed with ½ tsp brazil nut butter (just ground brazil nuts - for selenium). I don’t track my levels every day, it’s just based on things I already like anyway. If I eat this with rice, sweet potatoes or potatoes and vegetables, it comes out to about 10% fat and proper omega ratios. 

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November 1, 2014 was good good day. it was for all those sleeping last time in joliet, at mojoes. a family friend actually went to high school with david’s mom, so i had gotten a signed poster for my birthday that year in may. i met them in july at warped, but missed their set by 5 minutes. stupid lines. my friend and i wore iron man masks because, why not? we were front row too. it was amazing. i knew every word. the whole line up was amazing too. i wish i could go back.