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Things I learned from watching Transformers

G1:

  • The most fashionable outfit is khaki shirt + blue jeans + yellow hard hat + yellow rubber rain boots.
  • Retreat is the best strategy.
  • Science is inconceivable.

Animated:

  • The one behind the curtain is the most dangerous. They are behind/are someone you wouldn’t suspect, so be very paranoid.
  • Beautiful people meet sad ends.
  • McGuffins.

Bayverse:

Prime:

  • Engaging the enemy alone is very unwise.
  • Act cute can save you from execution.
  • Doctors are hot.