Lil BUB left her home planet Bub-Ub-Bub (and its magical space fishes) to come to fill our lives with science and magic here on Earth. I like to think her spaceship followed a beautiful rainbow made of yoghurt, and she was escorted by Wolverine.


Ava Gardner talking to Peter Evans [ghostwriter], and referring to herself in the third person after reading a draft of several chapters of her autobiography:

“You’ve got to get rid of more of that language, honey. She still swears too fucking much, why does she have to swear all the goddamn time? It makes her sound like a goddamn tramp."