The Signs in Air Force Basic Training
  • Aries: the Training Instructor
  • Taurus: the 6th Week Trainee who got washed back to 4th week for sneaking Pop Tarts into the dorms.
  • Gemini: The Sneaker Weeker who didn't learn their reporting statement.
  • Cancer: cries the the first night but becomes as tough as nails the rest of Basic.
  • Leo: totally in shape but pays zero attention to detail.
  • Virgo: forever snipping off the loose strings on their uniform.
  • Libra: the really young Dorm Chief.
  • Scorpio: fucking hates everyone and just wants to get through Basic already.
  • Sagittarius: volunteers for everything. Kitchen Patrol (after Taurus got washed back), Laundry Detail, Latrine Queen, you name it.
  • Capricorn: the Warhawk who graduated with every achievement. As much as their buddies are proud, they are oh so jealous.
  • Aquarius: the Trainee who was passed the Snake Pit test for ice cream, but the machine ran out that day.
  • Pisces: the Trainee who had the bumpiest ride in Basic. Ever. The Training Instructor already knows their name, last name, birthday and entire natal chart by the end of Sneaker Week.

In a Kyralian Heaven

Lorlen: Are you ok?

Akkarin: No! Look at them! Just look at them!

Lorlen: Is that Sonea and that boy who was tormenting her?

Akkarin: *moans*

Lorlen: Not bad. If I was her I’d be thinking about the time he tried to feed her with shit while making out with him.

Akkarin: I’ll be puking.

Off at basic

So to the ppl that dunno, I’m off at basic training for the army for the next 9 weeks and 4 days. This is part of a queue of posts that will be coming out over that time. Any art that comes out within this time frame from my blog will be just to keep it generally active while I’m gone.
If you’ve any messages for me, I won’t get them until after I get to Technical training. Feel free to send me messages I mean and I’ll answer them when I can.


I finally got a phone call! 💖

Broomsticks and Magic Tricks - Chapter 1

A/N: Oh god she’s starting another chaptered fic no-

Summary: Dan’s a wizard and there's absolutely no fucking way he’s going to fall for some idiot who has big blue eyes and a goofy smile.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Dan&Phil because they own eachother hubbahubba

Warnings: Fluff and Smut in future chapters, attempted robbery in this chapter

Tags: Tsundere!Dan, Wizard!Dan, Goofy/Cheesy!Phil, AU

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