At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

i am never going to be fuckin over the ‘Shes BEautiful??!’ from luke in anh when he first sees leia. 

???luke??how can you? tell?? shes a fuckin blue blur lukey. like who are you tryin to convince my guy?? i ain’t falling for your weak attempts at acting straight this is the most closeted Gay thing i have ever seen in my entire goddamned gay life

Star Wars Explained Badly

Episode I: Two men win young boy in a bet, new character seeks to destroy beloved franchise.  

Episode II: Politician thinks she has made a terrible mistake as she realizes her boyfriend is a fascist. 

Episode III: Young man has a nightmare, slaughters many children.

Episode IV: Farmboy is recruited by an extremist group, a religious fanatic, and 2 gay robots to commit an act of terrorism. 

Episode V: Frog tricks boy into trying to kill his father.

Episode VI: Empire defeated by human-eating teddy bears, a man commits murder while his son watches.

Episode VII: A girl must deal with a melodramatic angsty teenager, proceeds to have a 30 second staring contest with an old man.


General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father’s request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I’m afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.