At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

i am never going to be fuckin over the ‘Shes BEautiful??!’ from luke in anh when he first sees leia. 

???luke??how can you? tell?? shes a fuckin blue blur lukey. like who are you tryin to convince my guy?? i ain’t falling for your weak attempts at acting straight this is the most closeted Gay thing i have ever seen in my entire goddamned gay life

Star Wars Explained Badly

Episode I: Two men win young boy in a bet, new character seeks to destroy beloved franchise.  

Episode II: Politician thinks she has made a terrible mistake as she realizes her boyfriend is a fascist. 

Episode III: Young man has a nightmare, slaughters many children.

Episode IV: Farmboy is recruited by an extremist group, a religious fanatic, and 2 gay robots to commit an act of terrorism. 

Episode V: Frog tricks boy into trying to kill his father.

Episode VI: Empire defeated by human-eating teddy bears, a man commits murder while his son watches.

Episode VII: A girl must deal with a melodramatic angsty teenager, proceeds to have a 30 second staring contest with an old man.

Let’s be clear, arguing that making Rey a Skywalker would “Make the universe smaller” is an inherently ridiculous statement. 

A New Hope starts with a young woman being captured by her secret father after she sent a message to his old teacher via two droids that her secret father owned that gets intercepted by her secret brother of all people.

 In an entire galaxy of planets and creatures, two twins separated at birth stumble into one another. And then stumble into a man who turns out to be their father. 

This is a “small universe” and it always has been. Get over it.