so the scene of garry’s funeral where leslie and ben have 3 secret service looking guys behind them in the year 2048…are they trying to subtly show she ended up becoming the president?!??!? god that’s beautiful.
Aries:hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears.
Taurus:I made my money the old fashioned way: ♪ I got run over by a Lexussssss ♪
Gemini:Tommy T! You just missed the craziest of crazies. clubs. girls. dancing. naked--mom?! argument. fleeing the scene. hiding in a dumpster. coming here. crashing on your couch for a week 'cause ♪technically i'm homeless♪
Cancer:When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewellery and go clubbin’
Leo:no, no... that's too mu- that's too much responsibility for me. I got- I gotta find a way out of this
Virgo:♪ she's the wooOOoOorst ♪ she is the worst person in the world
Libra:I guess sometimes I call men 'beautiful', too. I guess that means ♪I'm open-minded as heeeelll♪
Scorpio:live your life like that cow from that video
Sagittarius:♪K to the N to the O P E she's the dopest little short in all Pawnee, Indiana♪
Capricorn:step one: we buy into this club step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us
Aquarius:are you do ding-dongs making fake drugs for sophomores, because if true, this guy wants in!
Pisces:ricka ricka ricka ricka! [imitating DJ scratching] [Whispering] Swanson.
"Maybe Leslie doesn’t fit your personal idea of what a candidate’s wife should be. So what? That’s good! Because there shouldn’t be just one idea anyway." "That’s right! If you wanna bake a pie, that’s great. If you wanna have a career, that’s great too. Do both. Or neither, doesn’t matter. Just don’t judge what somebody else has decided to do! We’re all just trying to find the right path for us. As individuals. On this Earth.”