leslie knope makeup tutorial (no spoliers ya’ll)

the signs as Jean Ralphio
  • Aries:hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears.
  • Taurus:I made my money the old fashioned way: ♪ I got run over by a Lexussssss ♪
  • Gemini:Tommy T! You just missed the craziest of crazies. clubs. girls. dancing. naked--mom?! argument. fleeing the scene. hiding in a dumpster. coming here. crashing on your couch for a week 'cause ♪technically i'm homeless♪
  • Cancer:When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewellery and go clubbin’
  • Leo:no, no... that's too mu- that's too much responsibility for me. I got- I gotta find a way out of this
  • Virgo:♪ she's the wooOOoOorst ♪ she is the worst person in the world
  • Libra:I guess sometimes I call men 'beautiful', too. I guess that means ♪I'm open-minded as heeeelll♪
  • Scorpio:live your life like that cow from that video
  • Sagittarius:♪K to the N to the O P E she's the dopest little short in all Pawnee, Indiana♪
  • Capricorn:step one: we buy into this club step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us
  • Aquarius:are you do ding-dongs making fake drugs for sophomores, because if true, this guy wants in!
  • Pisces:ricka ricka ricka ricka! [imitating DJ scratching] [Whispering] Swanson.

"Maybe Leslie doesn’t fit your personal idea of what a candidate’s wife should be. So what? That’s good! Because there shouldn’t be just one idea anyway."
"That’s right! If you wanna bake a pie, that’s great. If you wanna have a career, that’s great too. Do both. Or neither, doesn’t matter. Just don’t judge what somebody else has decided to do! We’re all just trying to find the right path for us. As individuals. On this Earth.”