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  • Sakura: You know what, Naruto?
  • Sakura: I'm tired of this shit.
  • Sakura: He treats us like crap, all he cares about is revenge, and he's clearly out of his mind.
  • Sakura: Fuck Sasuke Uchiha
  • Naruto: *nods vigorously* Yeah!
  • Naruto: You're a genius, Sakura-chan
  • Naruto: It's impossible beat sense into that bastard
  • Naruto: We should try something different. Kaka-sensei always says to think outside the box
  • Naruto: And the box outside of that box too
  • Naruto: So
  • Naruto: Which one of us is going to do it?
  • Sakura: Wait, Naruto
  • Naruto: You're the obvious choice since you're a girl but
  • Naruto: No offense, Sakura-chan, Sasuke didn't seem that into you back in the day. Or now.
  • Sakura: *Eye-twitch* Naruto, I didn't-
  • Naruto: And Kaka-sensei. Well, he's always reading those pervy books *shudder* but he's too old for Sasuke. Blech.
  • Naruto: I guess...
  • Naruto: *Clenches fist*
  • Naruto: I guess it'll have to be me
  • Sakura: Ah *deep breath* and what exactly *grinds teeth* are you going to do
  • Naruto: Seriously? It was your idea
  • Naruto: I'm going to fuck Sasuke Uchiha
  • Naruto: until he comes
  • Sakura: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Naruto: to his senses
  • Naruto: yeah
  • Naruto: believe it
Be proud

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Be proud to be Russian.

Be proud to be Celtic.

Be proud to be Gaulish.

Be proud to be Saxon.

Be proud to be German.

Be proud to be Polish.

Be proud to be Ukrainian.

Be proud to be Frankish.

Be proud to be Spanish.

Be proud to be Portuguese.

Be proud to be Slovakian.

Be proud to be Hungarian.

Be proud to be Romanian.

Be proud to be Serbian.

Be proud to be Bulgarian.

Be proud to be Roman.

Be proud to be Etruscan.

Be proud to be Macedonian.

Be proud to be Greek.

Be proud to be European.

There is no shame in European heritage.

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Let’s not forget Sakura’s stats compared to Hinata before calling her useless since y'all can’t fucking watch/ read the damn story right. Not to mention Hinata has 1 page of info and Sakura has about 5+. OH and the fact that there’s a page about her feelings for naruto and nothing in Hinata’s. You can find this in the Official Character Book by no other than your fav Masashi Kishimoto.

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Sasuke was never much of a party person. It was a myriad of disasters waiting to happen, what with the hordes of people, thundering music, and enough alcohol to kill a blue whale. What was a quiet, reserved introvert supposed to do? Have a conversation with the only interesting thing in the room, the counter? Sasuke doubted he’d even know any people at this place, it was some club that his housemates wanted to spend the rest of the night at. Sasuke was new to the city, he’d moved out to it, across the country from his small hometown, in order to start university. There weren’t any prestigious schools back home, you see, and if Sasuke had any hope of making it in the competitive world, he’d have to suck it up and figure out how to make it in the city life. Luckily, his major was psychology, where his career goal was to become an adolescent psychologist. His work and study loads were often too hefty for him to have any downtime, much less social time.

So, he had to ask himself, why had he allowed his housemates to drag him all the way out here to some club he’d never heard of? Was it because Karin kept begging him to get out and enjoy life? Was it to make Suigetsu stop teasing him for being so introverted and shut in? Or, was Sasuke hoping this single, cautious venture would get his friends off his back? The answer was, ding ding ding, all three. The chances were slim, but hey, a guy can hope, can’t he? Karin said she’d been to the club a couple of times before, though it was fairly new, and she swore up and down it was a cool place. Flashy lights, good dancing music, great drinks, and an assortment of people to mingle around. For Karin, it sounded great. For Sasuke, it sounded like a nightmare. A bunch of sweaty bodies grinding against yours, a headache from the booming music, and hardly enough air in the room for everyone to breathe, nightmare. Sasuke had gotten used to hearing that he should “leave his comfort zone” and try new things, but for god’s sake, wasn’t moving hours away from home all on his own to start a demanding new life enough? That was a pretty damn far leap out of comfort for anyone!

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