Only because it’s you.
[groan] Ugh, Grumpy you picked such an inconvenient time to go for a fucking cat nap. Truth Russel
Have you ever dropped a pastry/cookie/cake at work but dusted it off and put it back up for sale? Alternatively, have you ever stolen something from work when you were hungry?
If you could pick any five people in town to model your next line, who
wouldn’t you pick? The people who would be at the bottom of your list. Give reasons. James
Do you feel like you shouldn’t have trusted him?
When was the last time you jacked off to a picture of Ren?
You’re very quiet, you must overhear a lot of conversations. What’s the dirtiest secret you’ve ever heard?
Top or bottom?
Remember how we made you pole dance last time? This time you’re giving someone a striptease in the park. Enjoy.
Makeout with Warren a little. C’mon the fangirls want it!
Pick a favorite sonnet/play. Burn it and make s’mores over the fire.
Show up to work with steaks stuck to your clothes. If anyone asks, you’re Lady Gaga. Dare’s over when your shift is.
Walk around town in a blindfold. When you bump into someone scream.
Wear womens lingerie and try to seduce your fiancé.