The Jungle Book


An orphan boy is raised in the Jungle with the help of a pack of wolves, a bear and a black panther.

If Harry Kissed Draco Instead Of Cho That Day
  • Harry:I kissed Draco.
  • Hermione:What?
  • Ron:*spits out drink*
  • Harry:....
  • Hermione:....
  • Ron:....
  • Hermione:So? How was it?
  • Ron:Awful, I bet. This is Malfoy.
  • Hermione:Ron, I'm sure Harry's kissing was perfectly enjoyable. To a certain extent. But seriously, Harry, how was it?
  • Harry:...Wet. I mean, he was crying.
  • Ron:I mean I know I said awful, but I didn't know it would be -- *gets cut off by Hermione smacking a pillow to his head*
  • Hermione:Don't you know how Draco must be feeling? He's just started rebelling against his parents, so he must be feeling conflicted about joining the order, confused about liking Harry and also the fact that he might be gay, guilty about kissing him when he is feeling this way because Harry obviously is in love with him.
  • Ron:One person can't possibly feel all of that once.
  • Harry:When did I ever say I was in love with --
  • Ron & Hermione & Everyone :Harry, we all knew.



Erin Gilbert and Abby Bergman are a pair of unheralded authors who write a book positing that ghosts are real. A few years later, Gilbert lands a prestigious teaching position at Columbia University, but her book resurfaces and she is laughed out of academia. Gilbert reunites with Bergman and others when ghosts invade Manhattan and try to save the world.


Can I tell you a secret? It’s been three days since I slept. I’m up to about 200 milligrams now. But that’s not the secret. He’s gone. You heard me.He’s gone. It was so simple. I’m way more aware now. I’m way more focused. And I’m feeling 100%. The Adderall is working, and fuck if this drug doesn’t feel good. I can even handle talking with people. Even Leon’s stupid “Seinfeld” philosophy is starting to sound fascinating. Why haven’t I done this before? I’m pretty sure I even found God. Even the dumb basketball game is enthralling. We can finally be back to normal. It’ll just be me and you, my friend.

Ip Man 3


When a band of brutal gangsters led by a crooked property developer make a play to take over the city, Master Ip is forced to take a stand.

The Bronze


In 2004, Hope Ann Greggory became an American hero after winning the bronze medal for the women’s gymnastics team. Today, she’s still living in her small hometown, washed-up and embittered. Stuck in the past, Hope must reassess her life when a promising young gymnast threatens her local celebrity status.