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“Hey, Hagakure-kun? What’s 3 times 4?”

“Hm, that’s hard to do without a calculator. But if I had to guess, I think it’s something like 5? Or 6. Yeah, 5 or 6 probably.”

“Hagakure-kun, if you and your family were trapped in a burning building, and you could only save one thing, what would it be?”

“My crystal ball of course. I can’t do any professional readings without it, you know.”

“Would you not save your family first?”

“Huh, I haven’t thought of that…”

“Well, if I save my crystal ball anyways, maybe it’ll tell me how to build a time machine and then I can go back time and save my family and my crystal ball!”

“When was D-day?”

“The day after C-day.”

“What kind of animal is Monobear?”

“Well geez, I’m not a biologist. But I’m pretty sure since he’s black and white, he must be a zebra.”

Yeah…. There’s no hope for him.