When I was a kid, my family and I would go to the drive-in all the time. We couldn’t afford tickets for everyone, so my sister Jellybean and I would hide in the trunk until we’d parked… we’d sneak out. It’s like my home.
For some stories, it’s easy. The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house.’ The moral of ‘Snow White’ is 'Never eat apples.’ The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.