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rugrats all grown up! sentence starters.
  • ‘ they should label that stuff. ‘
  • ‘ how do you expect to pull an all-nighter when you can’t even stay awake during the least boring school activity ?  ‘
  • ‘ actually, _____, you chickened out at the first minute. but hey, be tight with that. ‘
  • ‘ how about we go to the tuxedo store and swap heads on the mannequins ?
  • ‘ i’ve seen worse….. ‘
  • ‘ i think we’re looking at this the wrong way. maybe grandpas are like chickens ! some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range. 
  • ‘ i… don’t… CARE !
  • ‘ be the first ones on your block to dress your pens and pencils !  
  • ‘ sorry, guys, cheerleader just accidentally hugged a chess clubber, it’s all over. ‘
  • ‘ i was sleepwalking, you seriously think i’d go out in public like this ?! ‘  
  • ‘ we’re catching up fast. ‘
  • ‘ and that’s the worst part, liking someone so much and knowing they’ll never feel the same way about you. ‘
  • ‘ he’s been staying late at school for science club. ‘
  • ‘ what do you mean what do i mean ?  i mean you’re mean ! ‘
  • ‘ i happen to be very nice. ‘
  • ‘ right now i’d be happy having my mom gently chuck me under the chin and tell me wverything’s okay. ‘
  • ‘ actually, i was hanging out in the nurse’s office. ‘
  • ‘ why are we partners on every project? ‘
  • ‘ jeez !  this is awful. ‘
  • ‘ i’ve always said the key to happiness is lowered expectations. ‘
  • ‘ friends are like holidays: you can never have enough of them. ‘
  • ‘ the grass is blue. ‘
  • ‘ the pillows are hungry. ‘
  • ‘ human suffering is the same in any language. ‘
  • ‘ let me tell you a story about a man named van gogh. ‘
  • ‘ huh.  sounds like you just need my mom. ‘
  • ‘ just be honest !  nothing wins people over like a warm smile. ‘
  • ‘ i’m different, you know, like how i think. ‘
  • ‘ if inside of the eyelid is pink, why do we see black when we close our eyes
  • ‘ i made a statement by refusing to show up. ‘
  • ‘ maybe we are the normal ones, and you’re the freak
  • ‘ what’s up, fool ? ‘
  • ‘ this is a big country, and i’m sure somewhere out there, there’s a girl that won’t find you freakishly repulsive. ‘
  • ‘ a human sacrifice ! ‘
  • ‘ what do i care ?  i’m not invited. ‘
  • ‘ just once, i’d like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular. ‘
  • ‘ why couldn’t i have a phobia closer to the ground ? like spiders… or zippers !
  • ‘  ah, you know lawyers. always so worried about losing limbs. ‘
  • ‘ he has a wicked gag reflex. ‘
  • ‘  no, it’s called eye crust.  don’t you wash your face in the morning ?
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Yall remember that episode if Rugrats, where they almost died of heat exhaustion while the grown ups slept? (Yea we can unpack that dark ass shit later) BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE SAD WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE BADASS BABY, AL-SABU AGAIN!? HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANS “HEART OF LIGHT!” THATS AWESOME!! LOOK AT THAT DOPE ASS INCH WORM THINGY HE RODE! SHOUT OUT TO BROWN BADASS BABY OUT HERE SAVING A GAGGLE CRACKERLINGS FROM DYING OF DEHYDRATION!

The Signs as Old Cartoons

Aries:The Fairly Odd Parents
Taurus:Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Gemini:Codename: Kids Next Door
Cancer:Rugrats
Leo:Rocket Power
Virgo:As Told by Ginger
Libra:Totally Spies
Scorpio:Danny Phantom
Sagittarius:Chalk Zone
Capricorn:Pepperanne
Aquarius:Catdog
Pisces:Angry Beavers