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“We gave them a prom they’ll never forget.”
Me neither. It’s the best night of my life.
“Even if it was ridiculously romantic?”


“-It was like an episode of the “Twilight Zone”.
-Huh. My favorite was the one where you could trade in your old body for a hot, new one.
-She actually said she wished I wasn’t gay.
-Well, I’ll always be glad you’re a big, fat queer.
-You two make a beautiful couple. [cooing at Gus] Hey there. Aren’t you sweet? Hi, sweetie. And your baby looks just like you.”