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Princess Bride: The Shoot From Hell That Made A Beloved Film.

The Princess Bride is one of the most popular heartwarming films of all time. But the story of its production was no fairy tale. Here are just a few of the events that happened on set:

  • The lead actors didn’t get along. Robin Wright and Cary Elwes fought constantly, often refusing to kiss each other on cue. In one instance, the actors refused to be on set in the other’s presence, necessitating many scenes to be shot with doubles, or one angle at a time. 
  • Director Rob Reiner made the film while suffering from brain parasites. Picked up from bad catering on “Stand By Me,” Reiner frequently collapsed on set, losing the shooting day as a new worm was found and removed from his cerebral cortex. He was finally cured of the disease only days after filming ended.
  • The “Cliffs Of Insanity” shoot lasted well over 7 months. Weather refused to cooperate with the dangerous stunt of climbing the rope. Every time the actors were in place they had to come back down before a storm hit, and seven stuntmen were killed when they couldn’t get free in time. Due to the dangerous conditions, many of their skeletons remain on the Cliffs of Moher where the sequence was filmed.
  • Author Donatien François who wrote the book on which the movie was based was furious over the adaptation and often showed up on set despite a restraining order. He managed to burn down the castle sets twice, kidnap Billy Crystal for two days, poison the craft services table with Iocane powder, shoot Werner Herzog, steal most of the horses and viciously bite off Christopher Guest’s sixth finger for which he had been cast. He remains in jail as of 2016.
  • The budget soared from an intended $16 Million dollars to a record $98 Million, and its planned two month shoot lasted well well into 1987, the film having begun shooting in 1983. During this time numerous roles had to be recast, and many crew were replaced, including ten cinematographers, four directors (Reiner was preceded by Stanley Kubrick, Roman Polanski, and Werner Herzog), and had to reshoot many scenes when the movie took so long to make that the first footage shot had decayed by the time it made it back to the developer lab.
  • The large rats used as “ROUSs” were real rats that had been specifically bred upward in size to be in the movie. Taking 4 years to breed, the giant rodents were uncontrollable on stage. In a single day, they ate all the catering, splattered the swamp set with noxious feces that caused sickness among the handlers, tore up most of the costumes, killed an alligator which was to have appeared in the scene, and seven of the beasts were lost into the streets where they caused a massive traffic accident and plagued the Fox Studio lot for decades. One can be seen hiding in the background of a shot in Alien 3.
  • Wallace Shawn stubbed his toe on a rock while shooting the famous battle of wits scene. He tells the story in “My Dinner With Andre.”
The Types as Princess Bride Quotes
  • {as interpreted by whatsoeverthingslovelyandstuff and myself}
  • INFJ: "As you wish."
  • ENFJ: "Let me explain... No, there is too much, let me sum up."
  • INFP: "This is true love; you think this happens every day?"
  • ENFP: "Bye bye boys!" "Have fun storming the castle!"
  • INTJ: "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
  • ENTJ: "We've just sucked one hour of your life away. Tell me... how do you feel?"
  • INTP: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
  • ENTP: "I challenge you to a battle of wits!"
  • ISFJ: "Anybody want a peanut?"
  • ESFJ: "Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything." (After Humperdinck’s famous "I’m swamped" line.)
  • ISFP: "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
  • ESFP: "Mawwiage. That bwessed awwangement, the dweam wiffin a dream... and wuv, too wuv..."
  • ISTJ: "He's only mostly dead. There's a huge difference between being mostly dead and being all dead."
  • ISTP: "I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive."
  • ESTP: "What is this? Are you trying to trick me? ...Ewww. Is this a kissing book?"