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The Competition Did It!

James burst into Michael’s trailer.

“Michael, Michael! You have to kiss me at once!” he shouted, waving his hands about.

“Done!” Michael said with enthusiasm, throwing away the script he was currently reading

“No! I don’t mean it like that!” James suddenly froze awkwardly “It’s just that Ian and Patrick kissed!”

Michael raised an eyebrow. “So?”

“So!? We should do it too!” he insisted again “I promise it’s only because we need to beat them at this!”  

“Whatever, babe. You’re the one that needs an excuse.” Michael shrugged, opening his arms for James.