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If we introduced Justice League Dark like Guardians of the Galaxy

Detective: “They call themselves the Justice League.”

Officer: “What a bunch of a-holes.”

Detective: “Boston Brand, aka Deadman: Since he was murdered, he’s been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance.”

Detective: “Zatanna: magician, sorceress, wanted on over a dozen counts of murder.”

Detective: “Constantine: wanted on over 80 charges of public intoxication, theft, murder and escape from custody.” [John smiles at the screen] 

Officer: “What the hell?”

Detective: “Swamp Thing: Godlike. He’s been travelling recently as Constantine’s personal ally slash muscle.”