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I am always pleasantly surprised when a Hollywood celebrity calls their child a normal name.  We all are.

“Chris Martin thinks it’s up to you and that ‘Chewbacca’ would be an OK name for a baby.”

No, Chris.

No, it wouldn’t be.  

Man, at least go with “Luke” or “Ben” or something if you’re that obsessed with Star Wars.

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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Director - Wes Anderson, Cinematography - Tristan Oliver

“They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it’s cool to the paw - try it. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it’s fully detachable - see? They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake - but at least they’ve got stars on them. I guess my point is, we’ll eat tonight, and we’ll eat together. And even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I’ve ever met in my life. So let’s raise our boxes - to our survival.” Mr. Fox

Trump inherited his money. He never worked a day in his life. Trump cheated working people out of their money. He grabbed women’s privates and cheated on his wives. He has never had to worry about money. 

People voted for Trump because they believed the lies told by the Russians. They would instead support a rapist, a sex predator, a liar who refuses to ever tell the truth about anything, a business failure that had to go to Russians banks because no one in New York would do any business with him.