- Spock: I'm easy-going.
- Bones: Once I saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
- Spock: It was off by half a centimeter. It never should have been in circulation.
how about a mckirk headcanon where bones comes across cinderella's prince from into the woods on an away mission without kirk (different unit, got separated, whatever works) and thinks it's kirk affected by a weird alien virus so brings him back to the enterprise only to find out that kirk has already beamed up and is waiting for him as they materialise. cue to fascinated jim+prince at each other's handsomeness and then fighting for bones as the prince starts woo bones and bones is 200% done.