-Me, Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth standing in my kitchen-

Me: Chris why were you on the phone with my husband at 4 am last night?

Hemsworth: becau-

Evans: Guys you don’t have to fight over me I can expl-


Hemsworth: This is a A & B conversation and C was not invited 

Me: Thank u! wasn’t nobody talkin to him!

Evans: I apologize.

Me: *turns back to hemsworth* LOOK! Are you fucking my man?


Hemsworth: I absolutely am every night.

All of us:

So I did a little research and by a little I mean, just checkin out the headlines on this Iggy Azalea and Britney Spears business…


On what planet is Iggy living on that she thinks she can say that shit about Britney? 

No darlin, your duet song flopped because people really hate you, not Britney

In the echelon of Popular Music, Britney Spears is a whole chapter and you are just a footnote that people don’t even bother reading

Originally posted by logotv