Me: Chris why were you on the phone with my husband at 4 am last night?
Evans: Guys you don’t have to fight over me I can expl-
Me & Hemsworth: SHUT UP CHRISTOPHER
Hemsworth: This is a A & B conversation and C was not invited
Me: Thank u! wasn’t nobody talkin to him!
Evans: I apologize.
Me: *turns back to hemsworth* LOOK! Are you fucking my man?
Hemsworth: I absolutely am every night.
All of us: