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That’s, uh, that’s a lot of people who want to read about Devil’s and their sporrans.

Uhm…hi. You’d think I’d be used to this by now, but I’m never not floored when something I post in the spirit of lighthearted fun takes wings like a bat out of hell and soars off into the void.

[John Oliver spreading his arms wide with the caption: Welcome to whatever this is…]

For those of you who have no idea whatsoever who I am beyond a few puns and a snippet of fiction, I’m Joy but most people call me tumblr-mom. Feel free to come into my ask box and be friends.

I’m currently working on about a million and one writing projects, most of which came about because I made a post which I didn’t think would go anywhere, and a flood of people came hammering on my blog door to tell me hey, we’d read that give us the thing.

So here I am, six months later, writing a polyamorous paranormal romance erotica between vampires and werewolves (very NSFW extract), a gritty Scottish romance novella (extract) based on a pun, a pun based bakery romance (extract), a pun based werewolf Scottish romance (have you noticed a theme yet), and now, apparently, a modern day romantic (probably smutty, I mean purely in defiance of the original article of course) comedy concerning Scotsmen with questionable morals which as of this morning, already has art. Which I mean look at it, LOOK AT IT:

(by @songofsunset  ) I WOULD GLADLY SELL MY SOUL TBH

Anyway. uh. Yea.

I am at this very moment, setting up a Patreon account because people keep telling me to, and while the idea of the starving artist suffering for their vision is very romantic, the reality of it is in fact, not. At least not for the artist in question.

In the meantime if you would like to help me to keep writing and producing content for you, and not have to stop to take on more editing work to make ends meet, my Sin Tin is always open for donations which are extremely helpful and so unbelievably appreciated you have no idea. Along with helping to pay off some of my medical bills, your donations enable me to receive treatments which are vital to managing my pain, which heh, the less pain I am in, the more I can write. So, once again, thank you to those who do donate and contribute however they can, it is very, very much appreciated. 

I also have a collection of fandom works up on Ao3, which I am slowly updating from my fandom tags here on tumblr, and hope to do a mass update of soon with new work which I have been quietly tapping away at in my spare time. So yea, there’s that to look forward to if you’re here for the fanfic and not my OC fic :D

Please have patience if you are sending me asks or IMs. I am but a humble smut peddler with chronic health issues who somehow ended up with a high traffic blog, and a loving and devoted tumblr family. I try to answer everyone, but sometimes things get left behind, sorry. I hope whatever made you click on me was worth it and you enjoy the content. I try to make this blog as safe as possible for everyone. All smutty content is clearly tagged and under cuts, and if you need me to tag something for trigger purposes, please let me know, I will be more than happy to do so.

Other than that, welcome, hope you’re having a good day and don’t be afraid to come say hi <3

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[ “I can accept any compliement that is not any of the two!” ]

ANS #9

Asked/Messaged(?) by: @ask-shaula , @ponyclop-r34 (NSFW..obviously) @askcloudedthoughts

[[ I kept redesigning Tawa and stuff ugh

Oh and I tried to do a animated answer thingy,I hope it’s alright! I’m also making a page about the Devipony species :3c ]]

EDIT: The gif not showing up properly so I just put of the normal png stuff ;3;

Woes

Shiny new computer has arrived! Games are installed and patched to 1.69 - as I expected. But after playing comfortably on 1.63 for years, bypassing the launcher and generally minding my own business without any intrusion from anyone, I am horrified to discover that Origin is now up in my face requiring me to be logged in to even launch the game!

Can’t revert back to a previous patch version either because there are none on this computer. But I found a solution, uninstall the basegame and install the disc version instead and then just don’t let it patch to 1.69. Great, except I can’t for the life of me find my disc. So I ordered one from Amazon, because Origin is the devil and I want no part of it. Luckily I can still play on my old computer until it gets here.