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Yo, Tumblr.

Lay off the people who turn down cake.

Sometimes they are f*cking diabetic.

Or trying to eat healthier because that’s what their doctor TOLD them to do.

Or maybe they’re just being nice in trying to casually turn down the cake instead of ripping you a new one because you clearly included ingredients to which they are allergic and a bite would effing kill them.

Or maybe they are master spies and eating cake would be the go-ahead signal to assassinate the president and they just found evidence that the conspiracy theory is FALSE and they need to eat the PIE and NOT THE CAKE because that will be the signal to let an innocent man LIVE.

Or maybe they just don’t like cake.

It happens.

So lay off.